Love on the Couch

Movies

2009-06-21T02:05:00.001-07:00

Finding it hard to keep track of movies? check out the Golden Screen Cinemas blog. It keeps track of all their list of new movies.

Official Gmail Blog: See what Obama, McCain and leading political pundits are reading

2008-08-27T20:46:00.000-07:00

Check this out.. you can ee what Obama, McCain and other leading political pundits are reading online....

Official Gmail Blog: See what Obama, McCain and leading political pundits are reading

B4 n After Marriage

2008-06-19T02:00:00.000-07:00

Before marriage..
Darling here..darling there..
After marriage..
Baling here..baling there..

Before marriage..
I die for u...
After marriage..
"U die, up to u. "
Lagi lama married..
U die I help u!

Before marriage..
U go anywhere.. I follow u..
After marriage...
U go anywhere..up to u..
Lagi lama married...
U go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding..
u are my heart, u are my love"
After wedding..
"you get on my nerves."

Before wedding..
"u are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding..
"u are worse than Godzila"

Before wedding..
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or
not, I'm stuck with u..
After wedding..
Roses are dead, I am blue. U get on
my head, I will sue u!

Before wedding..
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding..
U want to go, he says u wait-la..

Before wedding..
She looks like Anita Sarawak..
After wedding..
Dont know whether katak or biawak!

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The 12 Signs of Falling In Love

2008-06-05T12:15:00.000-07:00

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time

Marriage, Husband and Wife

2008-03-15T00:52:00.000-07:00

Men marry women hoping they will never change. Women marry men hoping they will change.

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish...

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

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An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

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Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

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I fell in love at first sight... I should have looked twice.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

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Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in most countries, son."

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When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.

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Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifiers: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

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A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.

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A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" Asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

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What should I blog about?

2008-02-02T08:08:00.000-08:00

2008 - What should I blog about this year?

Don't Copy That Floppy!

2007-12-14T10:58:00.000-08:00

CROCS and Pirates of the Carribean ad?

2007-06-10T21:17:00.000-07:00

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

2007-06-07T10:47:00.000-07:00

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
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When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
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Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
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Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
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Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
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Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
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Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
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When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
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Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
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Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
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Meow occasionally.
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Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
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Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
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Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
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Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
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When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
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Say "Ding!" at each floor.
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Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
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Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
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Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
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Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
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Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Mouse and Frog, Friends!

2007-06-05T11:05:00.000-07:00

oh Froggy, carry me across this river !

Banned Commercial - Bill Clinton Voodoo doll very funny!!

2007-06-03T02:00:00.000-07:00

Funny Bill Clinton Voodoo Doll Video!!!

a welcome note of the day

2006-11-10T09:51:00.000-08:00

someone taught me to write words here, and i right something i should read every morning:

learn from yesterday (past)
be in today (present)
plan for tommorrow (future)

LIVING IN A GRATEFUL WORLD !

2006-10-31T22:52:00.000-08:00

Living in a Grateful World

Be grateful to those who have hurt or harmed you, for they have reinforced your determination.

Be grateful to those who have deceived you, for they have deepened your insight.

Be grateful to those who have hit you, for they reduced your karmic obstacles.

Be grateful to those who have abandoned you, for they have taught you to be independent.

Be grateful to those who have made you stumble, for they have strengthened your ability.

Be grateful to those who have denounced you, for they have increased your wisdom and concentration.

Signs you are an 80's Baby! ( asian version )

2006-10-25T05:42:00.000-07:00

For your reading pleasure...some might be true.
Hope you will all enjoy reading it. This might bring you back the old memory especially during those school days.....

Signs that you are a 80s' baby:

You grew up watching G-Force, He-man, Transformers, Thundercats, Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs and Voltron too.

Girls watched Japanese cartoon like My Little Pony, "Xiao Tian Tian", "Hua Xian Zi" etc.

You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in primary school after recess time.

You squatted by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brushed your teeth with a colo urful mug.

Remember the days when the school nurse, comes with a list for the ! dentist appointment, the sound of the drilling when your friend has a fill in his tooth.

You remember the packets of milk we get in primary school to encourage us to drink more milk. (It is only cost 30 cent per pack)

In secondary school, girls go to the library to borrow their favourite romance storybook.

In secondary school, girls altered their school skirt to shorten it and guys will go to the school appointed school uniform tailor shop to tailor make their school trousers to the then fashionable "baggy pants"!

During primary school days, the teacher will punish you using a ruler to hit your palm.

A bowl of noodles soup cost only 30cent in primary school days.

When you were in primary school, girls like to go to the bookshop to buy cute stuff such as animal erasers, various shape sharpeners, colourful notebook etc.

Hankyu Jaya, Yaohan departmental stores used to be a favouritehangout for families dur! ing weekends.

In secondary school days, you buy the Bata BM Turbo or Pallas Jazz school shoes. Some guys like to wear those china made ankle high shoes. Some even like to wear those very thick socks with their school shoes.

Internet? E-mail? What the hell is that?

So you thought a decade or more ago, your friends don't have pagers or handphones in school.

CDs? What's that? Cassette tapes were the norm. Movie tickets used to cost less than $5 last time.

The goodies from Mama shop used to be Chickerdis, Mamee , Kum Kum, UFO, O-Ya, Ding Dang chocolate balls with toys in the box, colourful hard "egg", "cigerette" bubble gum, KIKI Bubble Gum, pink bottle of bubbles c/w a small tubes with yellow sticks to blow "more lasting" bubbles that you can pop more air in or slam it on.

You never forget 'Ti Kam'.

When exams are over, the board games (e.g Monopoly, Donkey, Transportation Comparison Card) & held ! video games will be all over the class room.

Your favourite sound is the bell! For it's the homemade ice cream man. The cream that tops Haagan Dazs!

And the other peddler you love is the old lady who sells juicy Muah Chee and thick olden syrup rolled in a balloon the tip of a chopstick stick.

Another bell is the recess bell, a time to get away from school work and to eat.

Another time when there is no bell but all guys will anxiously wait for it...The PJ (Pendidikan Jasmani), PE time (time for football)

Your favourite childhood games were playing "gu li"(marbles), five stones, five bottle cover, zero-point, catching, "Pepsi-Cola one two three" and/or "Police & Sentry"!

The best thirst quencher of all times is the yummy colourful ice tubes you can buy from provision shops for only 10 cent. To eat them, break the tab and suck while holding the freezing tube!

All gals have a girl doll/strawberry shortcake/my little pony/pound puppy, while all boys have a soldiers figurine (combat) or a rubber band catapult that shoots folded paper!

Once was the era whereby ice-cream sticks were valueable items, then came the paper aircrafts, chalk fights.

Some boys made their own guns from wood, and used 'Bacali' as the bullets.

Some even used matches to shoot and burn kids'lanterns during MoonCake Festival.

And your favourite holiday was Lunar New Year! New clothes, Ang Pows, shopping, junk food and family outings!

Let's see, the majority of students in universities today were born in 1987 / 88.... They are called "youth".

For them, they have never heard of the song "We are the World, we are the Children..." And the "Uptown Girl" they know is by 'West Life' but not 'Billy Joel'.

For them, there have always been only one Germany and only one

Vietnam

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AIDS exists since they were born.

CD exists since they were born.

Michael Jackson is already whitened.

John Travolta is always round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.

They believe that Spiderman and Incredible Hulk are just new films.

They can never imagine a black and white screen for a computer.

They never know what is Atari or 'Game & Watch'.

They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and they don't even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.

And they never understand how we can go out without a mobile phone when we were in university...

SWAP 'N' SELL

2006-09-13T20:20:00.000-07:00

SWAP 'N' SELL

My friend's blog, she's a real entrepreneur!

The mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee

2006-09-12T23:33:00.000-07:00

The MAYONNAISE JAR

and

2 CUPS OF COFFEE

When things in your life seem

almost too much to handle,

when 24 Hours in a day is not enough,

remember the mayonnaise jar

and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class

and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly,

he picked up a very large
and empty mayonnaise jar

and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students

if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.

He shook the jar lightly.

The pebbles rolled into the open
areas between the golf balls.

He then asked

the students again

if the jar was full..

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand

and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded

with an unanimous

"yes."

The professor then produced

two cups of coffee from under the table

And poured the entire contents

into the jar, effectively
filling the Empty space between the sand.

The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor,

as the laughter subsided,

"I want you to recognize that

this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things -

God, family, children, health,

friends, and Favorite passions --

things that if everything else was lost
and only they remained,

your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter

like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else --

the small stuff.

"If you put the sand into the jar first,"

he continued,

"there is no room for

the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time

and energy on the small stuff,
you will never have room for

the things that are

important to you.

So...

Pay attention to the things

that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
Play another 18.

There will always be time

to clean the house

and fix the disposal.

"Take care of the golf balls first --

the things that really matter.

Set your priorities.

The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand

and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled.

"I'm glad you asked".

It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for

a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Please share this with

someone you care about.

I JUST DID.

QUOTES WITH THE WORD 'LOVE'

2006-08-28T06:28:00.000-07:00

"To love someone deeply gives you strength, being loved by someone deeply gives you courage."
"You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry someone who you cannot live without."
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."
"Someone once told me, tell me who you love, and I will tell you who you are."
"I love walking in the rain because no-one knows I'm crying."
"Lie to me," she said. "I love you," he said.
"Real Music + Real Love = Real Life"

Church Events ... !!

2006-08-23T08:13:00.000-07:00

There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:
CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY
Trespassers will be baptized!"

CHURCH SIGN BOARDS:
"No God - No Peace"
"Know God - Know Peace."

"Free Trip to Heaven."
"Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays."
"They're better than Dairy Queen's".

"Searching for a new look?"
"Have your faith lifted here!"

"People are like tea bags."
"You have to put them in hot water before you knowhow strong they are."

"Fight truth decay."
"Study the Bible daily."

"How will you spend eternity?"
"Smoking or Non-smoking?"

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."

"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."
"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to
obtain eternal fire insurance soon."

"This is a ch_ _ ch."
"What is missing? - (U R)"

"In the dark?"
"Follow the Son."

"Running low on faith?"
"Step in for a fill-up."

"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep." "Talk to the Shepherd."

"Come work for the Lord."
"The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low.

But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

When the restaurant next to another Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

- ON THE PASTOR'S PARKING SPOT -
"PASTOR'S SPOT"
"YOU PARK, YOU PREACH"

WEDDING CAKE

2006-07-21T21:11:00.000-07:00

Resep Menikah - Kue Perkawinan

Bahan :
1 Pria Sehat
1 Wanita Sehat
100% Komitmen
2 Pasang Restu Orang Tua
1 Botol Kasih Sayang Murni

Bumbu :
1 balok besar humor
25g rekreasi
1 bks doa
2 sdt telpon-telponan
5 kali ibadah/hari
(semua diaduk hingga merata dan mengembang)

Tips :
1.Pilih pria dan wanita yang benar-benar matang dan seimbang
2.Jangan yang satu terlalu tua dan yang lainnya terlalu muda karena dapat mempengaruhi rasa. (sebaiknya dibeli di TOSERBA bernama "Tempat Ibadah", walaupun agak jual mahal tapi mutunya terjamin)
3.Jangan beli di pasar bernama "Diskotik" atau "Party" karena walaupun modelnya bagus dan harum baunya tetapi kadang menipu konsumen atau kadang menggunakan zat pewarna yang bisa merusak kesehatan.
4.Gunakan kasih sayang cap "Dakwah" yang telah mendapatkan penghargaan ISO dari departemen kesehatan dan kerohanian.

CARA MEMASAK :
1.Pria dan wanita dicuci bersih, buang semua masa lalunya hingga tersisa niat yang murni.
2.Siapkan loyang yang telah diolesi dengan komitmen dan restu orang tua secara merata.
3.Masukkan niat yang murni kedalam loyang dan panggang dengan api merata sekitar 30 menit didepan penghulu.
4.Biarkan didalam loyang tadi dan sirami dengan bumbunya.
Kue siap dinikmati.
Catatan :
Kue ini hanya bisa dinikmati oleh pembuatnya seumur hidup dan paling enak dinikmati dalam keadaan hangat. Tetapi kalau sudah agak dingin, tambahkan lagi humor segar secukupnya, rekreasi sesuai selera, serta beberapa potong doa kemudian dihangatkan lagi di oven bermerek " Tempat Ibadah". Setelah mulai hangat, jangan lupa telpon-telponan bila berjauhan.
Selamat mencoba; dijamin semuanya halal koq! Jangan Lupa luruskan niat...

Romantic Names

2006-06-06T22:27:00.000-07:00

~ Romantic Names ~

Your name begins with A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person.

You often don't get hints and you never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear, however, you do not go around advertising these qualities.

Your physical needs are your primary concern. You tend to be selfish and not very emotional. You and your needs matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very good and can only lead to trouble.

Your name begins with B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an _expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and you know how to pamper your mate.

You are private in your _expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

Your name begins with C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness.

You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.

Your name begins with D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvements, and sometimes possessive and jealous.

You are very sharp and talented and have a good sense of humor. When people bother to look deep in your eyes, they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You tend to get jealous of other people and can lose your temper fast.

Your name begins with E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while - it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal.

Your name begins with F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.

Your name begins with G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active, never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people.

Your name begins with H
You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life, fun, and everything you seek. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate and very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement as you believe you must look out for yourself.

You are a very sensual and patient lover. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with a passion for life.

Your name begins with I
You have a great need to be loved and appreciated. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and love. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You can be fussy and exacting, but you are willing to experiment and try new modes of _expression.

You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments may not last very long. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

Your name begins with J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause, there is nothing to stop you, except that maybe your energies aren't always used for good (you could have danced all night). You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart, you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You can carry on long-distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within yourself.

Your name begins with K
You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. You take your love life very seriously and don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very giving and generous and often selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is attractive to many. You are a good friend.

Your name begins with L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of utmost importance to you. You are free in your _expression of love and are willing to take chances on new experiences, provided everything is in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise, you find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to know that you're being appreciated.

Your name begins with M
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire energy into it. Nothing stops you, and you are all-consuming. You crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You enjoy mothering your mate. You are very imaginative.

Your name begins with N
You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy, but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to lovers, you are no novice. You can easily go to extremes, from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love.

You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking perfection for both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet all of your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You can be very selfish, thinking you are always right. Winning is your prime desire. You often forget friends and family while living for the moment.

Your name begins with O
You are very interested in fun activities, yet you can be secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and end up with extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, wanting the same qualities from your mate. Love is a serious business to you and you demand intensity and diversity. Sometimes your passions can turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

Your name begins with P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. You require a good-looking, intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy - a good fight may stimulate those feelings. You are very social and sensual.

Your name begins with Q
You have tremendous physical energy and require constant activity and stimulation. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic looks and backgrounds. You need lots of romance, hearts, flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

Your name begins with R
You are a no nonsense, action oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal. You appreciate a great mind more than a great body however, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You may not outwardly show how passionate you are, but love is very important to you.

Your name begins with S
For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and you are capable of much sensuality. Once you make a commitment, you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You may tend to be selfish and you like being the center of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, and at times, private. You love romantic thoughts accompanied by soft lights and music.

Your name begins with T
You are sensitive and like a partner who takes the lead. You tend to fantasize and may fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, and mushy. You are a great flirt and, all in your head, you can make your relationship fit your dreams.

You like things your own way. You don't like change and you like to hold on to things. You should listen to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it, their advice may turn out to save your love.

Your name begins with U
You are enthusiastic and at your happiest when in love. When not in love, you are looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You enjoy giving gifts and looking good. You are willing to put other's feelings above your own.

Your name begins with V
You are individualistic and you appreciate freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. You are attracted to eccentric types and you believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear, and suspense.

Your name begins with W
You are very proud, determined, and refuse to take no for an answer when it comes to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are idealistic and often in love with the idea of love itself. You feel deeply about love and tend to throw all of yourself into a relationship. You like playing love games.

Your name begins with X
You tend to get bored easily and want constant stimulation. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You are very talented and have trouble shutting off your thoughts.

Your name begins with Y
You are sensual and independent. If you can't have it your way, you want to forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationship which doesn't always work out well. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback. If you can make money, you will give up love for the moment.

Your name begins with Z
You are very romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You end up serving your mate. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You attract people who have unusual troubles.

MOLE...

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Hey....check it out man.....maybe you shouldn't remove....if you wanna add...use
marker pen hehe

First, check your face for any moles, and then look at the diagram above to
identify the number(s) that are a closest match to the moles on your face.
Usually, the moles only hold meaning for you if they are prominent and they are
the only one. If your face if full of spots, acne or "little" moles, they do not
count. When you've ascertained which position corresponds to the mole on your
face, look up the meanings listed by numbers below.

Position 1 to 3
As a child, you are somewhat rebellious and a free spirit. You have an innate
creativity and work best when you are given a free hand. Generally, your
superiors like your avante garde approach to life. If you have a mole here, you
are far better off in business and being your own boss rather than working for
somebody. What is promising is that you have the luck to be your own boss.

Position 4
You are an impulsive person, often acting with a flamboyance that gives you
charisma and a sparkling personality, but you can be difficult when there are
too many opinions. You tend to be rather argumentative, but never to the point
of holding grudges. This mole tends to give you an explosive temper and should
you decide to remove it, you will find yourself becoming calmer and more at
peace with the world.

Position 5
A mole above the eyebrow indicates that there is wealth luck in your life, but
you will need to earn it and work harder than most people. All the income you
make must be carefully kept as there are people who are jealous of you who might
attempt to sweet talk you into parting with your wealth. Be wary of those who
try to interest you in get-rich-quick schemes. If you have a mole here, it is
advisable not to be too trusting of others. Follow your instincts and be
cautious. And never allow other people to control your finances.

Position 6
A mole here indicates intelligence, creativity and skill as an artist. Your
artistic talent can bring you wealth, fame and success. It also indicates wealth
luck, but this can only be fully realized if you follow your heart rather than
stick to conventional means of making a living. Success will come if you are
brave.

Position 7
Moles under the eyebrows indicate arguments within the extended family that
cause you grief and unhappiness. This will affect your work and livelihood. It
is advisable to settle any differences you have with your relatives if you want
peace of mind to move ahead.

Position 8
This is not a very good position for a mole. Your financial position will
constantly be under strain because of a tendency to overspend. You also have a
penchant for gambling. The only thing is you must know when to stop. Meanwhile,
someone with a mole here has a tendency to flirt with members of the opposite
sex as well as with the same sex. Better be a little discerning where you exert
your charms, or you might get into trouble.

Position 9
This mole position suggests sexual and other problems. It is an unfortunate mole
and you are well advised to get rid of it. It brings a litany of woes and a
parade of problems.

Position 10
A mole here just under the nose indicates excellent descendants luck. You are
surrounded by family at all times and will have many children and grandchildren.
You have the support of those close to you and will be both materially and
emotionally fulfilled.

Position 11
Moles here suggest a tendency to succumb to illness. It is a good idea to have
this mole removed especially if it is a large, dark-coloured mole. Otherwise use
lots of foundation to cover it.

Position 12
A mole here foretells a successful but also a very balanced life. You are likely
to be not just rich, but famous as well. But although you have every opportunity
to live the high life, you will have a satisfying home and family life as well.
Women with moles here are particularly lucky and tend to be beautiful and
glamourous as well.

Position 13
Your children will be a big worry in your life. Your relationship with them is
not good. There is nothing much you can do about this except to learn some
tolerance.

Position 14
A mole here suggests a vulnerability to food which can be a big problem in your
life. You may have allergies against certain foods or you may simply be eating
too much.

Position 15
You are a person always on the move and constantly renovating and redesigning
your house. You like to be introduced to new things and see new places. You are
not happy if you remain in one place for long. You enjoy travel and adventure,
and have a very observant eye.

Position 16
You need to be careful when it comes to eating, and also when it comes to your
sex life. These are your two biggest problems. You tend to have weight issues
which can make you depressed. You enjoy romance, sometimes with more than one
person, but because you are a person with some morality, you will feel guilty
about it and this will cause you much stress.

Position 17
You will be someone of great social prominence. You are active on the social
scene and an excellent conversationalist. There is a tendency to become
bigheaded about your success, which could lose you your good name. This will
affect you deeply because you draw your confidence and self worth from what
others think of you.

Position 18
You are a person always on the move. There is a great deal of overseas travel in
your life, but you should take extra care each time you cross the great waters,
as your mole prefers you to stay at home.

Position 19
You have money luck and many good friends, so this is a good mole to have. Your
weakness is that you tend to succumb to the charms of the opposite sex. In your
life, it is this that could get you into hot water, so do cool your ardour!

Position 20
A mole here can be very lucky or very unlucky. If you have a mole here, you are
destined either for extreme fame or infamy. You have great flair for creativity
and are also highly intelligent, but your talents can be used for both good and
bad. You are not a person to be trifled with for you are no pushover and do not
forgive and forget easily. This mole is a mark of someone who will go down in
history either as a great or as a tyrant.

Position 21
This is a good mole, as it suggests plenty to eat and drink throughout your life.
This mole also brings fame and recognition.

Position 22
Your life is always happy and things go smoothly for you. You could well become
a sports superstar if you have the passion for it. Moles at the end of eyebrows
also suggest a person of authority and power, so if you are the CEO of a company,
you will do very well.

Position 23
You have a high IQ, and you are both brain smart and street smart. You have a
highly-developed survival instinct and will lead a meaningful and long life. You
will be active until a very old age and will have friends and family around you
till the very end.

Position 24
You will achieve fame and fortune in your young age and you are advised to use
this period to safeguard your old age, as people with moles here tend to have a
harderlife as they get older.

Position 25
You will enjoy good prosperity and recognition luck, but do be careful of
excesses. Stay traditional in your attitudes and you will have a long and
fruitful life.

Men are Hard PLS!!!

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The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
but if u don't they say u are selfish.....

Send this to guys out there anyway...

IMPORTANCE OF SLEEPING

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A man can go two weeks without eating. But if he doesn't rest at all,
he can only survive for one week.
Sleeping provides us the time to rest our internal organs, eyes and
brains.
Poor sleep quality can cause internal damage to our internal organs
and brains.
Therefore, sleeping is very important to us. If you wish to have a
long life and stay healthy, please take note of the advice below.

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but
if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have
adverse effects on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more
than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to
bed without it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not
encouraged.
Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the
phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical
items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic
waves when used. These waves can causedisruptions to our nervous
system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you,
switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.
Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in
breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much
longer time to go into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' HUSBAND
You may never wake up again :)

HOW TO BE A COUPLE

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10 steps to enjoying each other better...

1. Be realistic about each other.
Don't try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials ! or treat ments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.

2. Always talk things out.
Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together.
Make an effort to do things together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!!

4. Meet each other halfway.
If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy. There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.

5.Show ur love
Buy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes => ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.

6. Respect each other.
Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.
7. Bury the past.
Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore.< /P>
8. Sit on ur jealousy.
All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finally killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.
9. Keep ur commitments to each other.
If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her.

10. Be honest.
Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with? æ Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probabl! y isn't worth it!

What Tree Did You Fall From?

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What Tree Did You Fall From?
Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat
accurate Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to
you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but don't forget to
change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you
are like...
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
ug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow
Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree
Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree
Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree
Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree
Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree

TREES(in alphabetical order)

Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and
attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive,
loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very
generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive,
demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented,
likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover,
sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much
emotional support.

Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks,
materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good
leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion,
keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly,
unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination,
little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere

Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, Likes
unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends To look
down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, Often
impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy
optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed
sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be
irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts
superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very
loyal in love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life
has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful,
quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain
knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest
demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to
obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others,
noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest,
loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants
to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually
oriented, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence.

Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves
anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to
trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long
demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends,
very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding
but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression,
active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody,
sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment
and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and
condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as
possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and
acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom
happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its
decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out,
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates
fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is
actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family
and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, great
leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination
and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers
for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory,
learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting,
independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground,
person of action.

Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable,
balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion
conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but
will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs
affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very
self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great
artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable
in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism,
likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications,
is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate,
emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often
egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,>
spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon
partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very
jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life,
full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything
beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless,
capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when
pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they
find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh

Joke : Not at home for a whole night !

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Women :
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night.

The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms that.

Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.

So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them !

Men are like...

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Men are like ............Laxatives ...... They irritate the s*** out of you.

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, &can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ........ Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ........ They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ....... Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Which month you had born?

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JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted
Ambitious and serious.
Loves to teach and be taught.
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses.
Likes to criticize.
Hardworking and productive.
Smart, neat and organized.
Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
Knows how to make others happy.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Rather reserved.
Highly attentive.
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love.
Loves children.
Loyal.
Has great social abilities yet easily jealous.
Very Stubborn and money cautious.
Always her self.
Sexy/ hot/ cute/ everything.
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FEBRUARY :
Abstract thoughts.
Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality.
Attractive.
Temperamental.
Quiet, shy and humble.
Honest and loyal.
Determined to reach goals.
Loves freedom.
Rebellious when restricted.
Loves aggressiveness.
Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislike unnecessary things.
Loves making friends but rarely shows it.
Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious.
Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure.
Romantic on the inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift.
Tries to learn to show emotions.
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MARCH:
Attractive personality.
Sexy.
Affectionate.
Shy and reserved.
Secretive.
Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others.
Loves to serve others.
Easily angered.
Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness.
Observant and assesses others.
Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize.
Loves traveling.
Loves attention.
Hasty decisions in choosing partners.
Loves home decors.
Musically talented.
Loves special things.
Moody.
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APRIL:
Active and dynamic.
Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality.
Loves attention.
Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless.
Adventurous.
Loving and caring.
Suave and generous.
Emotional.
Aggressive.
Hasty.
Good memory.
Moving
Motivates oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest.
Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
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MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Strong-willed and highly motivated.
Sharp thoughts.
Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention.
Deep feelings.
Sexy.
Beautiful physically and mentally.
Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation.
Easily consoled.
Systematic (left brain).
Loves to dream.
Strong clairvoyance.
Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
Good imagination.
Good physical.
Weak breathing.
Loves literature and the arts.
Loves traveling.
Dislike being at home.
Restless.
Having more than one child.
Hardworking.
High spirited.
Spendthrift.
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JUNE:
Thinks far with vision.
Easily influenced by kindness.
Polite and soft-spoken.
Having lots of ideas.
Sensitive.
Active mind.
Hesitating, tends to delay.
Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental.
Funny and humorous.
Loves to joke.
Good debating skills.
Talkative.
Daydreamer.
Friendly.
Knows how to make friends.
Abiding.
Able to show character.
Easily hurt.
Prone to getting colds.
Loves to dress up.
Easily bored.
Fussy.
Seldom shows emotions.
Takes time to recover when hurt.
Brand conscious.
Executive.
Stubborn.
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JULY:
Fun to be with.
Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself.
Has reputation.
Easily consoled.
Honest.
Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful.
Friendly.
Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Short Tempered.
Moody and easily hurt.
Witty and sparkly.
Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and loving.
Treats others equally.
Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations.
Hardworking.
No difficulties in studying.
Loves to be alone.
Always broods about the past and the old friends.
Likes to be quiet.
Home Body.
Waits for friends.
Never looks for friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked.
Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
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AUGUST:
Loves to joke.
Attractive.
Suave and caring.
Brave and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities.
Knows how to console others.
Too generous but egotistic.
Takes high pride of oneself.
Thirsty for praises.
Extraordinary spirit.
Easily angered.
Angry when provoked.
Easily jealous.
Observant.
Careful and cautious.
Thinks quickly.
Independent thoughts.
Loves to lead .
Loves to dream.
Talented in the arts, music and defense.
Sensitive but not petty.
Poor resistance against illnesses.
Learns to relax.
Hasty and trusty.
Romantic.
Loving and caring.
Loves to make friends .
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SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising.
Careful, cautious and organized.
Likes to point out people's mistakes.
Likes to criticize.
Stubborn.
Quiet but able to talk well.
Calm and cool.
Kind and sympathetic.
Concerned and detailed.
Loyal but not always honest.
Does work well.
Very confident.
Sensitive.
Thinking generous.
Good memory.
Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves to look for information.
Must control oneself when criticizing.
Able to motivate oneself.
Understanding.
Fun to be around.
Secretive.
Loves sports, leisure and traveling.
Hardly shows emotions.
Tends to bottle up feelings.
Very choosy, especially in relationships.
Systematic.
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OCTOBER:
Loves to chat.
Loves those who loves them.
Loves to takes things at the center.
Inner and physical beauty.
Loyal and true in Love.
Gets angry often.
Treats friends importantly.
Always making friends.
Easily hurt but recovers easily.
Daydreamer.
Opinionated.
Does not care of what others think.
Emotional.
Decisive.
Strong clairvoyance.
Loves to travel, the arts and literature.
Touchy and easily jealous.
Concerned.
Loves outdoors.
Just and fair.
Spendthrift.
Easily influenced.
Easily loses confidence.
Loves children.
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NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas.
Difficult to fathom.
Thinks forward.
Unique and brilliant.
Extraordinary ideas.
Sharp thinking.
Fine and strong clairvoyance.
Can become good doctors.
Dynamic in personality.
Secretive.
Inquisitive.
Knows how to dig secrets.
Always thinking.
Less talkative but amiable.
Brave and generous.
Patient.
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
If there is a will, there is a way.
Determined.
Never give up.
Hardly becomes angry unless provoked.
Loves to be alone.
Thinks differently from others.
Sharp-minded.
Motivates oneself.
Does not appreciates praises.
High-spirited.
Well-built and tough.
Deep love and emotions.
Romantic.
Uncertain in relationships.
Hardworking.
High abilities.
Trustworthy.
Honest and keeps secrets.
Not able to control emotions.
Unpredictable
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DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous.
Sexy.
Patriotic.
Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty.
Ambitious.
Influential in organizations.
Fun to be with.
Loves to socialize.
Loves to Party.
Loves praises.
Loves attention.
Loves to be loved.
Honest and trustworthy.
Not pretending.
Short tempered.
Changing personality.
Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself.
Hates restrictions.
Loves to joke.
Good sense of humor.

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(';' ) Be HaPPY!!!
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who more ^_^

2006-03-10T00:22:00.000-08:00

"WHO MORE"

* * *
TEACHER: WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SARAH : YESTERDAY YOU SAID IT'S “ H TO O ”!

* * *
TEACHER: GEORGE, GO TO THE MAP AND FIND NORTH AMERICA.
GEORGE : HERE IT IS!
TEACHER: CORRECT. NOW, CLASS, WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA?
CLASS : GEORGE!

* * *
TEACHER: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO KEEPS ON TALKING WHEN PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED?
PUPIL : A TEACHER.

* * *
THE CHILD COMES HOME FROM HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL.
MOTHER: "WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?"
KID : "NOT ENOUGH. I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW."

* * *
TEACHER: "JOHNNY, WHAT IS THE OUTSIDE OF A TREE CALLED?"
JOHNNY : "I DON’T KNOW."
TEACHER: "BARK, JOHNNY, BARK."
JOHNNY : "BOW, WOW, WOW!"

* * *
THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM WAS "LOG(1+X)". A STUDENT COPIED THE ANSWER FROM THE STUDENT NEXT TO HIM, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT HE WAS CHEATING, SO HE CHANGED THE ANSWER SLIGHTLY, TO "TIMBER(1+X)".

* * *

funny poem.....

2006-03-09T20:08:00.000-08:00

Funny Poem

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(,'o')'o')
(,)(")")") HiHi

God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too
Ifrain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

When your life is in the darkness,
pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!

God's Billboard

2006-03-09T01:06:00.000-08:00

Now, God has a new way of talking to people... :)

27 Ways to Make a Girl Smile

2006-03-09T00:31:00.000-08:00

1. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)

2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.

5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.

6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.

8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.

10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)

11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.

12 . Play with her hair.

13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.

14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.

16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.

17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

18. Carve your names into a tree.

19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.

20 . Give her piggyback rides.

21 . Bring her flowers

22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.

23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.

26 . Kiss her in the rain.

27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

2006-02-14T21:36:00.000-08:00

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
35. Play the harmonica.
36. Shadow box.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

2006-02-14T21:34:00.000-08:00

How to say I Love You in 100 Languages !!!

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

2006-02-14T21:31:00.000-08:00

Moonlight Ride

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found.
For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town.
She unpacked her things with such great ease.
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze.

How wonderful it was to have her own room.
School would be starting, she'd have friends over soon.
There'd be sleep-overs, and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be.

On the first day of school, everything went great.
She made new friends and even got a date!
She thought, "I want to be popular and I'm going to be,
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"

To be known in this school you had to have a clout,
And dating this guy would sure help her out.
There was only one problem stopping her fate.
Her parents had said she was too young to date.

"Well, I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference; what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night.
Her parents frowned but said, "All right."

Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense,
She began to feel guilty about all the lies,
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?

Well the pizza was good, and the party was great,
But the moonlight ride would have to wait.
For Jeff was half drunk by this time.
But he kissed her and said that he was just fine.

Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff.
Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff.
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point
But only after he'd smoked another joint.

They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride,
Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive.
They finally made it to the point at last,
And Jeff started trying to make a pass.

A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all
(and by a pass, I don't mean playing football).
"Perhaps my parents were right....maybe I am too young.
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb."

With all of her might, she pushed Jeff away:
"Please take me home, I dot want to stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas.
In a matter of seconds they were going too fast.

As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger,
Jenny knew that her life was in danger.
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down,
But he just got faster as they neared the town.

"Just let me get home! I'll confess that I lied.
I really went out for a moonlight ride."
Then all of a sudden, she saw a big flash.
"Oh God, Please help us! We're going to crash!"

She doesn't remember the force of impact.
Just that everything all of a sudden went black.
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble,
And heard, "Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"

Voices she heard...a few words at best.
But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck.
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right,
And if the people in the other car were alive.

She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad.
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head,
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead.

They said "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car!?" Jenny cried.
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."

Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done
I only wanted to have just one night of fun."
"Tell those people's family, I've made their lives dim,
And wish I could return their families to them."

"Tell Mom and Dad I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there ~ she never agreed.

But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes
And a few moments later Jenny died.
A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best
To bid that girl her one last request?"

She looked at the man with eyes oh so sad.
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad."

This story is sad and unpleasant but True,
So young people take heed, it could have been you.

Drinking and driving is NOT cool. Be careful of your habits
and who you're hanging with. Give everything a second thought.

A True Story

2006-02-14T21:29:00.000-08:00

It rained so hard tonight. I could feel the wind piercing
through my ribs. A rainy Christmas eve. It just made me feel sadder
and lonelier. It had rained the day he was buried into the ground
and I had cried just like now.

I was attracted to this cheerful guy when I first
started helping out in the 'Home for the Disabled' three years back.
He was a very special guy who was almost perfect if not for his eyes.
He was blind. He became blind when he was 8. He got the high fever then
and the doctors could do nothing. He lost his sight as a result.
He told me he didnt really mind not being able to see because he could always
touch and feel things we normal beings weren't able to. I was really
touched by his optimism. Even though he was blind, his eyes were the
most soulful eyes that I had ever seen. He was extremely helpful
towards others and always did his best to give others what he could.

He showered his love lavishly on everyone he knew. He was like
an angel. He had a kind and unselfish heart. He gave half of what
he earned to charity and he would help out at the 'Home' almost
everyday. Whenever we were free from tending to the people at the
'Home', we would talk to one another for a long time. He talked about God
a lot and how blessed was he to have found joy in the Lord.He didnt blame God
for any misfortunes that had befallen on him. He said the Lord had his
reasons for not giving him sight and he didn't blame God for the fact
that his parent got killed in an accident when he was barely 12.

I felt somewhat ashamed when I heard his words since I
had always blamed God for not giving me a prettier face. I bore a
grudge against God for not giving this wonderful angel His fullest
blessings. I thought that God was unfair to him for taking ,apart from his
sight, his loved ones away from him. I felt that he truly deserved
more. Luke and I were completely different from one another. He was an
optimist and I was a pessimist. He could overlook flaws easily while I would
always pick at others' faults. However we did have one thing in common.
We both had an undying passion for astronomy. He told me he still
remembered how lovely the stars had looked like before he became blind.
And how his dad used to tell him about stars, black holes and space before God
took him away to Heaven. One thing he didnt know was that I was silently
crying for him all the time while he talked. I knew then that I loved
him more than I could ever loved anyone.

Luke and I had been together for almost two years. We
could hardly bear to be away from one another for less than half a
day. We spent most of our time helping out at the 'Home' and 'watching'
the stars at a pasture near it. I would tell him the names and
shapes of the constellations that appeared in the skies and he would
listen carefully with a smile on his face. It seemed like he saw the
stars that I told him, behind those soulful eyes that could never see the
art of God. Maybe God thought that Luke was too good for this
world. He decided to bring him back to His side. Luke contracted
leukemia that fateful 1994. He kept his illness from me and thus I didn't
know anything about it at all.It was only when he started looking sick that I
noticed something was wrong with him. When asked why, he would
pass his paleness off as a slight flu. I didnt believe his words
but I didn't say anything.

It was September 1994.I was waiting at the 'Home' for
Luke. "A call for you, Calista.It's from a hospital," a helper at the
'Home' passed the phone to me worriedly.

"Yes, hello? This is Calista here. Can I be of any help?"
I asked, chewing my lips nervously, sensing bad vibes in my spines.

"This is the Boulevard Hospital. We found your name and
this number in Mr Pietra's wallet. He had fainted on the streets
just now and someone brought him in. I was hoping that you can come
down to the hospital now and help us with the documents."

I hung up the phone and ran all the way in the rain to
the hospital which was a mile away. I signed whatever documents
that were needed and ran to the ward that Luke was in. There he was my
angel, lying almost lifeless on a bed that seemed too large for him.

"Calista, is that you?" He asked when I held his cold hand.

"Yes it's me," I choked on my words.

"Aww..please dont cry. Everything will be alright," he smiled.

I looked at his pale face and it broke my heart.

"Luke," I sobbed." Why is God so unfair to you?" I bawled
out on his chest. He stroked my hair and said softly, "God is fair,
my love. He's gonna take me to a far better place called Heaven.
Don't you agree?"

I didn't answer him as I was lost in my own thoughts.
I really didn't know what was going to happen to me without him in my
life. Moreover, I had this dreary feeling about going to hospitals
ever since I was young. I felt so lost and detached from the world.
Why must God take away my one and only true love?

Three months had passed ever since Luke was admitted
into the hospital. It was December and Christmas was nearing.
My visits to Luke had grew lesser over the three long painful months.
Each time I visited Luke, we would have nothing much to talk about.
There was always this awkward silence between us.I didnt know what caused it
but I guessed it had something to do with the atmosphere in the
hospital. Luke had lost his cheerfulness over the months. He was always
too tired to talk. At times,he would try his best to listen to me while I
talked to him but the pills they fed him always put him to sleep
before I could finish.

We drifted apart somehow although I still loved him a
lot. I had only visited him once during December since I was busy
working and the 'Home' needed helpers desperately.

It was the 24th of December.I realised that I had not
visited Luke for almost three weeks! How funny time seemed to fly when
you were busy. I had prepared a gift for Luke for the past two weeks.
It was a piece of cardboard pasted with 3D star stickers. I called
the constellation that I made up 'LoveLuke'. I hurried to the
hospital with the gift in my hands.

I walked briskly to Luke's ward.On the way there, I
felt a sudden fear in my heart. I didnt know why but somehow, it made
me hurry my pace. To my ultimate fear and worst nightmare, Luke was not
in his ward.

He was gone! I ran to the counter and asked for Luke
but was handed a package and a letter instead. I opened the letter
with my tears flowing down like mad.

My beloved Calista,

Please dont cry when you get this letter. I just want
to let you know that I will be happier at the place where I'll be
going soon. God and my parents are waiting impatiently for me. I'm
looking forward to see them again.

I know how busy you've been these past few weeks and I
really missed you terribly. I know how much U dreaded coming to the
hospital although U never said anything. I felt it. To tell you the
truth, I've thought of ending my life at times to end the pain and
loneliness that my illness had brought me. However, I remembered that life is
bestowed by the love of God and it would be a terrible mistake to kill
myself just to escape misery.

Now, I'm glad God decided to take me away earlier. I dont
want to be a burden to you and I cant thank you enough for all the
love and patience that you had given me through the hard times and the
good times. U love me just the way I am even though I cant even do a
small thing like watch a movie with you. Please dont blame God for
taking me away. He does it because He loves me, just as much as He loves you.

Dont ask why all the time. Things are planned and they
are meant to be this way. Dont keep thinking that God is unfair and
stop bearing grudges against him. God is a fair God. Everything that
you lost today will be compensated in another way tomorrow. Just keep on
believing.

Remember that I'll always love you even when Im not by
your side. U're the most beautiful person that I've ever 'seen'
in my life, even though u r always complaining about the way you look.
Beauty comes from within.

Just to tell u that u will always be a part of me that
I can't live without. Thank you once again for your sweetness and your
wonderful unselfish love.

P.S. I'm sorry that I cant celebrate Christmas with you.
Here's a gift I've prepared for you ever since the start of December.

Love,
Luke. E. Pietra.

I tore open the package, sobbing all the while. Inside
it was a picture made up of tiny stickers of stars. On top of the black
paper was written 'LoveCalista'. He too had made up a constellation
for me. I knew how much effort and time he must have put in in making the
gift since he wasn't able to see. I cried my whole heart out that
night at the hospital.

It was Christmas Day, 25th of December,1994. Luke was
laid into the ground. The rain was coming down hard. Nothing could describe
my sadness. I was filled with remorse. In my busyness, I had neglected
Luke. I should have spent more time with him. I didnt even get to see
him for one last time before he died. I didnt really treasure him until
he was gone. I missed him so much now. I wanted so much to hug him and
to tell him how much I loved him. But it was all too late. I had let time
slip by and it would never come back to me. I had lost Luke forever.
Forever, that word suddenly sounded so strange to me as I watched Luke's
coffin being lowered into the ground. I cried for the man who taught me the
ways of life. The one person who changed my views towards many
things. The angel who taught me to overlook others' flaws and to see the beauty
behind imperfections.The one who told me to accept whatever cards that
were dealt to me. Now this one person had left my side forever. Gone
like the two pieces of pictures that carried the words 'LoveLuke' and
'LoveCalista'. They were buried together with the memory of Luke.

Treasure what you have now before it becomes a regret,
when it becomes too late. Time always slips us by when we least
realize it.Let the people you love know what they mean to you,
because you never know what might happen......life is too fragile.

Start reaching out to people. Friends have feelings and
are human too. Cherish and treasure your friends no matter how
irritating or annoying they may be at time. A group of close laughing,
talking and sharing friends are a chest of treasures which will remain
through eternity.

2006-02-14T21:20:00.000-08:00

A TRUE Love Story You Must Read !

To my dearest friends:

My name is Allen. Today is a sad day in my life. Some of you may know me personally and some only on AOL and some may have never even spoken to me.

What only some of you may know is that I had a girlfriend that was killed.

I am sending this out to tell you all a simple and true message. I never was big on girls, being a simple country boy from Tennessee. I never thought I stood a chance with a nice girl like all guys dream about.

I dated girls here and there but nothing major. Then my senior year of highschool, I saw her. Her name was Alena Mazzoni. She was a model and to beat it all she was Italian. The first day she was there she walked up and looked at me in lunch and said, "Excuse me Mr Allen, could I sit with the senior class president?"

I looked at her and said, "Well that's me, sit if you would like."

From that day on we were never apart. I was one of the popular people but not one of the sports jocks and I still don't know why. I was studying to be a photographer when she took me on a model shoot with her and a runway show.

I was just amazed at her. We had then decided I would be her photographer. She even got me into modeling. We were together about everyday then on November 8, 1994 it happened. She called and woke me up at 6 am like she always did and said I'll see you at school. I had known her for only 4 months. I got to school and she never showed up.

At 10 am as I was walking to the office to call her, the principal came over the inter-com and gave this heart-breaking message.

"Students and Faculty: It is my sad duty to tell you that Alena Mazzoni was killed in a head on collision this morning on the way to school."

I dropped to my knees there in the hall and cried. I left school. I came home and only
to find my mom and dad waiting on me. My mom was crying because she knew how
I felt for her. I found out that my dad saw the whole accident and was the first on the scene. A girl crossed 3 lanes of traffic and hit Alena head on.

Alena's Geo Tracker rolled over down an enbankment and rested on it's tires again. My dad found her with the engine in her lap. She was flown to the University of Tennessee hospital where she was pronounced dead on arrival. The other girl that hit her was stoned and drunk. I felt it was my fault because I talked her into staying at G-P highschool in Gatlinburg. She lived in Sevierville next to the Sevier Co high and she wanted to move back. I begged for her to stay. If I didn't, she would still be here today.

So what's the message behind this you ask? I never told Alena I loved her nor did she me. We were so happy it was like we already knew. When I went to the funeral home her mom met me at the door and asked if I would be a paul bearer for her and if I would sing Amazing Grace for her. I said I would. The funeral home was closing the doors and her mom said she had to go but handed me a piece of paper that had a spot of blood on it. Everyone left but since I knew the funeral director I asked if I could stay. The note her mom handed me said this:

My dearest Allen! I am just sitting here in my room thinking of you and I wanted to
write. You have no idea how happy I am with you. We have been together for 4 months now and I couldn't dream being with anyone else. There is something I want to tell you I think it is time for me to say:

Allen, I love you!

Well I am looking forward to seeing you tomorrow.

Love Forever,
Alena

She wrote the note the night before she died. We never had told each other we love the other. I cried so hard. I put the note next to her and the only picture of the both of us together in there and a white rose.

I sang at her funeral the next day and I helped carry her to her final resting place in Pigeon Forge, TN I thought my life ended at that moment when they lowered her down. Today is her 20th Birthday!

Still to this day I think of her and I never wanted to talk about it. It feels better now that I got it out.

The point of this is: IF THERE IS SOMEONE YOU LOVE, TELL THEM. NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE.

If it is a guy or girl you love, tell them. Tomorrow may be WAY too late.

I must move on now with my life but I will always remember the times we shared. When I wake up in the morning and walk outside:

She smiles at me. I just know it. She would want me to go on.

Please forward this to ALL your friends and help me share this
simple and true message with everyone.

Allen

What Love Is...

2006-02-14T21:14:00.000-08:00

2006-02-14T21:12:00.000-08:00

~ The Story of Love ~

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love.

One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all prepared their boats and left the island. Love was the only one who stayed behind. You see, Love wanted to wait until the last possible moment before leaving.

The island was almost sunk, and Love decided to ask for help. Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness, can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was so passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you." "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love too; Happiness did not hear the cry for help, for Happiness was so happy.

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that Love forgot to ask the elder's name. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went on its way.

Love realizing how much it owed the elder and asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love, "But why did Time help me?"
Knowledge smiled with deep Wisdom and answered,

"Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."

2006-02-14T21:07:00.000-08:00

Story of True Love . . .a must read!

The passengers on the bus watched sympathetically as the attractive young woman with the white cane made her way carefully up the steps.

She paid the driver and, using her hands to feel the location of the seats, walked down the aisle and found the seat he'd told her was empty. Then she settled in, placed her briefcase on her lap and rested her cane against her leg.

It had been a year since Susan, 34, became blind. Due to a medical misdiagnosis she had been rendered sightless, and she was suddenly thrown into a world of darkness, anger, frustration and self-pity. And all she had to cling to was her husband, Mark.

Mark was an Air Force officer and he loved Susan with all his heart. When she first lost her sight, he watched her sink into despair and was determined to help his wife gain the strength and confidence she needed to become independent again.

Finally, Susan felt ready to return to her job, but how would she get there? She used to take the bus, but was now too frightened to get around the city by herself. Mark volunteered to drive her to work each day, even though they worked at opposite ends of the city. At first, this
comforted Susan, and fulfilled Mark's need to protect his sightless wife who was so insecure about performing the slightest task.

Soon, however, Mark realized the arrangement wasn't working. Susan is going to have to start taking the bus again, he admitted to himself. But she was still so fragile, so angry - how would she react? Just as he predicted, Susan was horrified at the idea of taking the bus again.

"I'm blind!", she responded bitterly. "How am I supposed to know where I am going? I feel like you're abandoning me." Mark's heart broke to hear these words, but he knew what had to be done.

He promised Susan that each morning and evening he would ride the bus with her, for as long as it took, until she got the hang of it. And that is exactly what happened. For two solid weeks, Mark, military uniform and all, accompanied Susan to and from work each day. He taught her how to rely on her other senses, specifically her hearing, to determine where she was and
how to adapt to her new environment. He helped her befriend the bus drivers who could watch out for her, and save her a seat. Finally, Susan decided that she was ready to try the trip on her own.

Monday morning arrived, and before she left, she threw her arms around Mark,
her temporary bus-riding companion, her husband, and her best friend. Her eyes filled with tears of gratitude for his loyalty, his patience, and his love. She said good-bye, and for the first time, they went their separate ways.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday... Each day on her own went perfectly, and Susan had never felt better. She was doing it! She was going to work all by herself.

On Friday morning, Susan took the bus to work as usual. As she was paying the fare to exit the bus, the driver said, "Boy, I sure do envy you." Susan wasn't sure if the driver was speaking to her or not. After all, who on earth would ever envy a blind woman who had struggled just to find the courage to live for the past year? Curious, she asked the driver, "Why do
you say that you envy me?"

The driver responded, "It must feel good to be taken care of and protected like you are."

Susan had no idea what the driver was talking about, and again asked, "What do you mean?"

The driver answered, "You know, every morning for the past week, a fine-looking gentleman in a military uniform has been standing across the corner watching you as you get off the bus.

He makes sure you cross the street safely and he watches until you enter your office building. Then he blows you a kiss, gives you a little salute and walks away. You are one lucky lady."

Tears of happiness poured down Susan's cheeks. For although she couldn't physically see him, she had always felt Mark's presence. She was lucky, so lucky, for he had given her a gift more powerful than sight, a gift she didn't need to see to believe - the gift of love that can bring light
where there is darkness.

2006-02-14T20:56:00.000-08:00

101 Most Romantic/Passionate/Sweet Things To Do For Your
Girlfriend/Boyfriend (101 steps to having a good relationship)

1. Watch the sunset together.
2. Take showers together.
3. Back rubs/massages.
4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/blacklight.
5. French Kiss.
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.
7. Whisper to each other.
8. Cook for each other.
9. Skinny dip.
10. Make out in the rain.
11. Dress each other.
12. Undress each other.
13. Kiss every part of their body.
14. Hold hands.
15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other, not sex)
16. One word = Foreplay
17. Sit and talk in just underwear.
18. Buy gifts for each other.
19. Roses.
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you are together.
21. Wear his clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.
24. Kiss at every chance you get.
25. Don't wear underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is bad = Blindfolds are good.
27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper "I love you".
28. Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.
30. Make love.
31. Write poetry for each other.
32. Kiss/smell her hair.
33. Hugs are the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.
35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
36. Tell her that she is the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.
37. Spend every second possible together.
38. Tell her that she doesn't have to do anything she doesn't want to. And mean it.
39. Look into each others eyes.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes and tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.
44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren't looking.
45. Clothes are no fun.
46. Buy her a ring.
47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.
48. Sing to each other.
49. Read to each other.
50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name.
53. Draw. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your lap.
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.
56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
57. Kiss her stomach.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.
59. Guys like half-shirts.
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.
61. Spaghetti=(Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren't close enough.
64. Dance together.
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap.
67. Carry her to bed.
68. Waterbeds are fun.
69. You figure it out.
70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent's relationship rules for them.
72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.
77. Ride home and call them.
78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)
81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)
82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.
84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)
85. Go to church/pray/worship together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.
88. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice.
89. Everyone deserves a second chance.
90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.
91. Make sacrifices for each other.
92. Really love each other, or don't stay together.
93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love,etc. and give it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.
98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together.
100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
101 .Never ever forget the goodnite kiss. And always remember to say, "Sweet dreams."

Sweet, isn't it? :)