<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' version='2.0'><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:44:20 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Love on the Couch</title><description>Love, Inspiration, Passion, Romance, Flirt, Stories, Jokes, Humour, Peace of Mind and a lot of Satisfaction!</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>41</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-4751768731333175524</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-06-21T02:06:43.121-07:00</atom:updated><title>Movies</title><description>Finding it hard to keep track of movies? check out the &lt;a href="http://goldenscreencinemas.blogspot.com/"&gt;Golden Screen Cinemas&lt;/a&gt; blog. It keeps track of all their list of new movies.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-4751768731333175524?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2009/06/movies.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-2518474507855203538</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 03:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-27T20:46:15.744-07:00</atom:updated><title>Official Gmail Blog: See what Obama, McCain and leading political pundits are reading</title><description>Check this out.. you can ee what Obama, McCain and other leading political pundits are reading online....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://gmailblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/see-what-obama-mccain-and-leading.html"&gt;Official Gmail Blog: See what Obama, McCain and leading political pundits are reading&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-2518474507855203538?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2008/08/official-gmail-blog-see-what-obama.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-115329996288000022</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-26T20:09:52.597-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>before marriage</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>after marriage</category><title>B4 n After Marriage</title><description>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Before marriage..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Darling here..darling there..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;After marriage..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Baling here..baling there..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Before marriage..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;I die for u...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;After marriage..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;"U die, up to u. "&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Lagi lama married..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;U die I help u!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Before marriage..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;U go anywhere.. I follow u..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;After marriage...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;U go anywhere..up to u..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Lagi lama married...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;U go anywhere better get lost!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Before wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;u are my heart, u are my love"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;After wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;"you get on my nerves."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Before wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;"u are sweet and kind just like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Cinderella"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;After wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;"u are worse than Godzila"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Before wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;not, I'm stuck with u..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;After wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Roses are dead, I am blue. U get on&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;my head, I will sue u!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Before wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;After wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;U want to go, he says u wait-la..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Before wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;She looks like Anita Sarawak..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;After wedding..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"&gt;Dont know whether &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"&gt;katak&lt;/span&gt; or &lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"&gt;biawak&lt;/span&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;____________________,88888e &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;_____F________,a888b.9888888i &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;_____________888888888888888 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;________r____88888888888888Y &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;_____________'8888888888888' &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;_______I_______"S888888888" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;_________________"7888888Y &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;______e_____________"e88j &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;______________________"Y &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;__________N________,88888e &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;_____________,a888b.9888888i &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;_______4____888888888888888 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;____________88888888888888Y &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;_______e_____'8888888888888' &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;_______________"S888888888" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;________v________"7888888Y &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;____________________"e88j &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);"&gt;_________e____________"Y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;____________________,88888e &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;_________R____,a888b.9888888i &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;_____________888888888888888 &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;_____________88888888888888Y &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;_____________'8888888888888' &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;_______________"S888888888" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;_________________"7888888Y &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;____________________"e88j &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);"&gt;______________________"Y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-115329996288000022?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/07/b4-n-after-marriage.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vivian)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-8597933214865703468</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-26T20:09:09.877-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>fall in love</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>signs</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>falling in love</category><title>The 12 Signs of Falling In Love</title><description>12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...&lt;br /&gt;11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...&lt;br /&gt;10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...&lt;br /&gt;9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...&lt;br /&gt;8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.&lt;br /&gt;7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around...you can only see that person...&lt;br /&gt;6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.&lt;br /&gt;5. He/She becomes all you think about.&lt;br /&gt;4. You'll get high just by their smell...&lt;br /&gt;3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..&lt;br /&gt;2. You'll do anything for him/her...&lt;br /&gt;1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-8597933214865703468?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2007/06/12-signs-of-falling-in-love.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-114241290679113816</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-26T20:15:23.983-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>after marriage</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>husband and iwfe</category><title>Marriage, Husband and Wife</title><description>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Men marry women hoping they will never change. Women marry men hoping they will change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Women like silent men, they think they're listening.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I fell in love at first sight... I should have looked twice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.&lt;br /&gt;You order what you want then when you see what the other person has,&lt;br /&gt;you wish you had ordered that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in most countries, son."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifiers: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."&lt;br /&gt;"And what was he before you married him?" Asked the friend.&lt;br /&gt;The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***********************************&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-114241290679113816?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/03/marriage-husband-and-wife.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-717810231005790091</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:08:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-02-02T09:08:17.603-08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>blog</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>blogging</category><title>What should I blog about?</title><description>2008  - What should I blog about this year?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-717810231005790091?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2008/02/what-should-i-blog-about.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-8902886104019889036</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 18:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-14T10:59:58.299-08:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>don't copy that floppy</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>free funny video</category><title>Don't Copy That Floppy!</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Xfqkdh5Js4&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Xfqkdh5Js4&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-8902886104019889036?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2007/12/dont-copy-that-floppy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-7090998819660744611</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-10T21:19:40.528-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>pirates</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>crocs</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>advertisement</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>pirates of the caribbean</category><title>CROCS and Pirates of the Carribean ad?</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_84IBJ6RXeJY/RmzNIsUXmOI/AAAAAAAAAAU/87KofTgDTCM/s1600-h/crocs-pirates.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_84IBJ6RXeJY/RmzNIsUXmOI/AAAAAAAAAAU/87KofTgDTCM/s400/crocs-pirates.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5074656429358946530" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-7090998819660744611?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2007/06/crocs-and-pirates-of-carribean-ad.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_84IBJ6RXeJY/RmzNIsUXmOI/AAAAAAAAAAU/87KofTgDTCM/s72-c/crocs-pirates.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-4979715339791684302</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 17:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-07T10:50:41.680-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>prank</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>joke</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>elevator</category><title>FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR</title><description>&lt;h2 align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;  &lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;   When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Meow occasionally.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Say "Ding!" at each floor.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."&lt;br /&gt;*********************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-4979715339791684302?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2007/06/fun-things-to-do-in-elevator.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-1428541308845150039</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 18:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-05T11:16:42.732-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny video</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>frong</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>mouse</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>friends</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>water</category><title>Mouse and Frog, Friends!</title><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_84IBJ6RXeJY/RmWnuMUXmNI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N1T7hZsuyA8/s1600-h/frog-mouse.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_84IBJ6RXeJY/RmWnuMUXmNI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N1T7hZsuyA8/s320/frog-mouse.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072644967325210834" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh Froggy, carry me across this river !&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-1428541308845150039?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2007/06/mouse-and-frog-friends.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_84IBJ6RXeJY/RmWnuMUXmNI/AAAAAAAAAAM/N1T7hZsuyA8/s72-c/frog-mouse.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-555980843284973375</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-03T02:06:28.475-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>video</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>voodoo</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny video</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>joke</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>bill clinton</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>funny</category><title>Banned Commercial - Bill Clinton Voodoo doll very funny!!</title><description>&lt;h1&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Funny Bill Clinton Voodoo Doll Video!!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JahdnOQ9XCA"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JahdnOQ9XCA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-555980843284973375?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2007/06/banned-commercial-bill-clinton-voodoo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-116318120753309242</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2006 17:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-11-10T09:53:35.366-08:00</atom:updated><title>a welcome note of the day</title><description>someone taught me to write words here, and i right something i should read every morning:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;learn from yesterday (past)&lt;br /&gt;be in today (present)&lt;br /&gt;plan for tommorrow (future)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-116318120753309242?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/11/welcome-note-of-day.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (raina)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-116236410565561122</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-10-31T22:55:05.666-08:00</atom:updated><title>LIVING IN A GRATEFUL WORLD !</title><description>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-style: italic; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Living  in a Grateful World&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Be grateful to those  who have&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"&gt; hurt or harmed you,  for they have reinforced your determination.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Be grateful to those  who have&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"&gt; deceived you, for they  have deepened your insight.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Be grateful to those  who have&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"&gt; hit you, for they  reduced your karmic obstacles.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Be grateful to those  who have&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"&gt; abandoned you, for  they have taught you to be independent.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Be grateful to those  who have&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"&gt; made you stumble, for  they have strengthened your ability.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: black; font-family: Arial;"&gt;Be grateful to those  who have&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"&gt; denounced you, for  they have increased your wisdom and concentration.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:85%;color:blue;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-116236410565561122?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/10/living-in-grateful-world.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-116178023046885041</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-03T02:11:55.632-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>signs</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>80's baby</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>the 80s</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>asian</category><title>Signs you are an 80's Baby! ( asian version )</title><description>&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;For your reading pleasure...some might be true.&lt;br /&gt;Hope you will all enjoy reading it. This might bring you back the old memory especially during those school days.....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Signs that you are a 80s' baby:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;You grew up watching G-Force, He-man, Transformers, Thundercats, Silver Hawk, Woody Woodpecker, Chipmunks and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget Ninja Turtles, Mask, Smurfs and Voltron too.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Girls watched Japanese cartoon like My Little Pony, "Xiao Tian Tian", "Hua Xian Zi" etc.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in primary school after recess time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;You squatted by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brushed your teeth with a colo urful mug.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember the days when the school nurse, comes with a list for the ! dentist appointment, the sound of the drilling when your friend has a fill in his tooth.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;You remember the packets of milk we get in primary school to encourage us to drink more milk. (It is only cost 30 cent per pack)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;In secondary school, girls go to the library to borrow their favourite romance storybook.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;In secondary school, girls altered their school skirt to shorten it and guys will go to the school appointed school uniform tailor shop to tailor make their school trousers to the then fashionable "baggy pants"!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;During primary school days, the teacher will punish you using a ruler to hit your palm.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;A bowl of noodles soup cost only 30cent in primary school days.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;When you were in primary school, girls like to go to the bookshop to buy cute stuff such as animal erasers, various shape sharpeners, colourful notebook etc.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hankyu Jaya, Yaohan departmental stores used to be a favouritehangout for families dur! ing weekends.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;In secondary school days, you buy the Bata BM Turbo or Pallas Jazz school shoes. Some guys like to wear those china made ankle high shoes. Some even like to wear those very thick socks with their school shoes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Internet? E-mail? What the hell is that?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;So you thought a decade or more ago, your friends don't have pagers or handphones in school.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;CDs? What's that? Cassette tapes were the norm. Movie tickets used to cost less than $5 last time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;The goodies from Mama shop used to be Chickerdis, Mamee , Kum Kum, UFO, O-Ya, Ding Dang chocolate balls with toys in the box, colourful hard "egg", "cigerette" bubble gum, KIKI Bubble Gum, pink bottle of bubbles c/w a small tubes with yellow sticks to blow "more lasting" bubbles that you can pop more air in or slam it on.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;You never forget 'Ti Kam'.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;When exams are over, the board games (e.g Monopoly, Donkey, Transportation Comparison Card) &amp; held ! video games will be all over the class room.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your favourite sound is the bell! For it's the homemade ice cream man. The cream that tops Haagan Dazs!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;And the other peddler you love is the old lady who sells juicy Muah Chee and thick olden syrup rolled in a balloon the tip of a chopstick stick.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another bell is the recess bell, a time to get away from school work and to eat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another time when there is no bell but all guys will anxiously wait for it...The PJ (Pendidikan Jasmani), PE time (time for football)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your favourite childhood games were playing "gu li"(marbles), five stones, five bottle cover, zero-point, catching, "Pepsi-Cola one two three" and/or "Police &amp;amp; Sentry"!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;The best thirst quencher of all times is the yummy colourful ice tubes you can buy from provision shops for only 10 cent. To eat them, break the tab and suck while holding the freezing tube!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;All gals have a girl doll/strawberry shortcake/my little pony/pound puppy, while all boys have a soldiers figurine (combat) or a rubber band catapult that shoots folded paper!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once was the era whereby ice-cream sticks were valueable items, then came the paper aircrafts, chalk fights.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some boys made their own guns from wood, and used 'Bacali' as the bullets.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some even used matches to shoot and burn kids'lanterns during MoonCake Festival.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;And your favourite holiday was Lunar New Year! New clothes, Ang Pows, shopping, junk food and family outings!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let's see, the majority of students in universities today were born in 1987 / 88.... They are called "youth".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;For them, they have never heard of the song "We are the World, we are the Children..." And the "Uptown Girl" they know is by 'West Life' but not 'Billy Joel'.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;For them, there have always been only one &lt;st1:country-region u2_x003a_st="on" st="on"&gt;Germany&lt;/st1:country-region&gt; and only one &lt;st1:place st="on"&gt;&lt;st1:country-region u2_x003a_st="on" st="on"&gt;Vietnam&lt;/st1:country-region&gt;&lt;/st1:place&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;AIDS exists since they were born.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;CD exists since they were born.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;Michael Jackson is already whitened.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Travolta is always round in shape and they can't imagine how this fat guy could be a god of dance.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;They believe that Spiderman and Incredible Hulk are just new films.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;They can never imagine a black and white screen for a computer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;They never know what is Atari or 'Game &amp;amp; Watch'.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;They can't believe a black and white television ever existed and they don't even know how to switch on a TV without a remote control.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;span style="color:black;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style=";font-family:Courier New;font-size:85%;color:black;"   &gt;&lt;span style=";font-size:10;color:black;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;And they never understand how we can go out without a mobile phone when we were in university...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:georgia;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-116178023046885041?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/10/signs-you-are-80s-baby-asian-version.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-115820401333000473</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 03:20:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-09-13T20:20:13.373-07:00</atom:updated><title>SWAP 'N' SELL</title><description>&lt;a href="http://swap-n-sell.blogspot.com/"&gt;SWAP 'N' SELL&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friend's blog, she's a real entrepreneur!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-115820401333000473?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/09/swap-n-sell.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-115812926725317716</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-09-12T23:34:27.326-07:00</atom:updated><title>The mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee</title><description>&lt;div&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;The  MAYONNAISE JAR &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;and  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;2  CUPS OF COFFEE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When  things in your life seem &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;almost too much to  handle, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;when  24 Hours in a day is not enough, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;remember the  mayonnaise jar &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;and 2  cups of coffee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A professor stood before his philosophy  class&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt; and  had some items in front of him. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;When  the class began, wordlessly, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;he  picked up a very large&lt;br /&gt;and empty mayonnaise jar  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;and  proceeded to fill it with golf balls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He then asked the students  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;if  the jar was full. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;They  agreed that it was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and  poured them into the jar. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;He  shook the jar lightly. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;The  pebbles rolled into the open&lt;br /&gt;areas between the golf balls.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He then  asked &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;the  students again &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;if  the jar was full.. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;They  agreed it was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The professor next picked up a box of sand  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;and  poured it into the jar.&lt;br /&gt;Of course, the sand filled up everything else.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;He  asked once more if the jar was full.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The students responded  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;with  an unanimous &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;"yes."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The  professor then produced &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;two  cups of coffee from under the table &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;And  poured the entire contents&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt; into  the jar, effectively&lt;br /&gt;filling the Empty space between the sand.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;The  students laughed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now," said the professor,  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;as  the laughter subsided, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;"I  want you to recognize that &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;this  jar represents your life. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;The  golf balls are the important things - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;God,  family, children, health, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;friends, and  Favorite passions -- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;things that if  everything else was lost&lt;br /&gt;and only they remained,  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;your  life would still be full.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pebbles are the other things that matter  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;like  your job, house, and car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The sand is everything else --  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;the  small stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"If you put the sand into the jar first,"  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;he  continued, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;"there is no room  for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;the  pebbles or the golf balls. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;The  same goes for life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you spend all your time  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;and  energy on the small stuff,&lt;br /&gt;you will never have room for  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;the  things that are &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;important to  you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pay attention to the things  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;that  are critical to your happiness.&lt;br /&gt;Play With your children.&lt;br /&gt;Take time to get  medical checkups.&lt;br /&gt;Take your partner out to dinner.&lt;br /&gt;Play another  18.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There will always be time &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;to  clean the house &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;and  fix the disposal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Take care of the golf balls first --  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;the  things that really matter. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;Set  your priorities. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;The  rest is just sand."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;One of the students raised her hand  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;and  inquired what the coffee represented.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The professor smiled.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;"I'm  glad you asked".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It just goes to show you that no matter how full your  life may seem, there's always room for  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;a  couple of cups of coffee with a friend."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please share this with  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p style="text-align: center;" align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:130%;color:black;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;"&gt;someone you care  about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I JUST DID.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;u1:p&gt;&lt;/U1:P&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-115812926725317716?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/09/mayonnaise-jar-and-2-cups-of-coffee.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-115677212951853519</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-05T11:33:37.651-07:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>being loved</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>real love</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>loving</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>quotes</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>love</category><title>QUOTES WITH THE WORD 'LOVE'</title><description>&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-family:arial;" &gt;"To love someone deeply gives you strength, being loved by someone deeply gives you courage."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;"You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry someone who you cannot live without."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;"The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;"Someone once told me, tell me who you love, and I will tell you who you are."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-family:arial;" &gt;"I love walking in the rain because no-one knows I'm crying."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-family:arial;" &gt;"Lie to me," she said. "I love you," he said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);font-family:Arial;" &gt;"Real Music + Real Love = Real Life"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-115677212951853519?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/08/quotes-with-word-love.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (swapnsell)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-115634618237086556</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:13:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-08-23T08:16:22.386-07:00</atom:updated><title>Church Events ... !!</title><description>&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:#000080;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;There was a church that had problems with outsiders parking in its parking lots, so they put up a sign:&lt;br /&gt;CHURCH CAR PARK - FOR MEMBERS ONLY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Trespassers will be baptized!" &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;CHURCH SIGN BOARDS:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;"No God - No Peace"&lt;br /&gt;"Know God - Know Peace."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Free Trip to Heaven."&lt;br /&gt;"Details Inside!" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Try our Sundays."&lt;br /&gt;"They're better than Dairy Queen's".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Searching for a new look?"&lt;br /&gt;"Have your faith lifted here!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"People are like tea bags."&lt;br /&gt;"You have to put them in hot water &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:#000080;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;before you knowhow strong they are."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Fight truth decay."&lt;br /&gt;"Study the Bible daily."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"How will you spend eternity?"&lt;br /&gt;"Smoking or Non-smoking?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again."&lt;br /&gt;"Looking at the way some people live, they ought to&lt;br /&gt;obtain eternal fire insurance soon."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:85%;color:#000080;"&gt;"This is a ch_ _ ch."&lt;br /&gt;"What is missing? - (U R)"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:#000080;"&gt;"In the dark?"&lt;br /&gt;"Follow the Son."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Running low on faith?"&lt;br /&gt;"Step in for a fill-up."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"If you can't sleep, don't count sheep." "Talk to the Shepherd."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Come work for the Lord."&lt;br /&gt;"The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. &lt;/span&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:#000080;"&gt;But the retirement benefits are out of this world."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;An ad for one Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the &lt;b&gt; Ten Commandments&lt;/b&gt; are inscribed and a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:130%;color:#000080;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;headline that reads, "For fast, fast relief, take two tablets."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt; When the restaurant next to another Church put out a big sign &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;font-size:85%;color:#000080;"&gt;with red letters that said, &lt;b&gt;"Open Sundays,"&lt;/b&gt; the church reciprocated &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS;color:#000080;"&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;with its own message: "&lt;b&gt;We are open on Sundays, too."&lt;/b&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- ON THE PASTOR'S PARKING SPOT -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;"PASTOR'S SPOT"&lt;br /&gt;"YOU PARK, YOU PREACH"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-115634618237086556?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/08/church-events.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-115354172891422723</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-07-21T21:15:28.926-07:00</atom:updated><title>WEDDING CAKE</title><description>&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Resep Menikah - Kue Perkawinan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Bahan :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;1 Pria Sehat&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;1 Wanita Sehat&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;100% Komitmen&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;2 Pasang Restu Orang Tua&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;1 Botol Kasih Sayang Murni&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Bumbu :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;1 balok besar humor&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;25g rekreasi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;1 bks doa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;2 sdt telpon-telponan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;5 kali ibadah/hari&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold; font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;(semua diaduk hingga merata dan mengembang)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Tips :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;1.Pilih pria dan wanita yang benar-benar matang dan seimbang&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;2.Jangan yang satu terlalu tua dan yang lainnya terlalu muda karena dapat mempengaruhi rasa. (sebaiknya dibeli di TOSERBA bernama "Tempat Ibadah", walaupun agak jual mahal tapi mutunya terjamin)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;3.Jangan beli di pasar bernama "Diskotik" atau "Party" karena walaupun modelnya bagus dan harum baunya tetapi kadang menipu konsumen atau kadang menggunakan zat pewarna yang bisa merusak kesehatan.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 204); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;4.Gunakan kasih sayang cap "Dakwah" yang telah mendapatkan penghargaan ISO dari departemen kesehatan dan kerohanian.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;CARA MEMASAK :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;1.Pria dan wanita dicuci bersih, buang semua masa lalunya hingga tersisa niat yang murni.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;2.Siapkan loyang yang telah diolesi dengan komitmen dan restu orang tua secara merata.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;3.Masukkan niat yang murni kedalam loyang dan panggang dengan api merata sekitar 30 menit didepan penghulu.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;4.Biarkan didalam loyang tadi dan sirami dengan bumbunya.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;Kue siap dinikmati.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;Catatan :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;Kue ini hanya bisa dinikmati oleh pembuatnya seumur hidup dan paling enak dinikmati dalam keadaan hangat. Tetapi kalau sudah agak dingin, tambahkan lagi humor segar secukupnya, rekreasi sesuai selera, serta beberapa potong doa kemudian dihangatkan lagi di oven bermerek " Tempat Ibadah". Setelah mulai hangat, jangan lupa telpon-telponan bila berjauhan.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family: trebuchet ms; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);"&gt;Selamat mencoba; dijamin semuanya halal koq! Jangan Lupa luruskan niat...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-115354172891422723?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/07/wedding-cake.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vivian)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-114965811829108379</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-06-06T22:28:38.336-07:00</atom:updated><title>Romantic Names</title><description>&lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff007f;"&gt;~ Romantic Names ~&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your name begins with A&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;You are not particularly  romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what  you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered  with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, and subtly enticing. You are an  up-front person.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;You often don't get hints and you  never pass any. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You  find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate, as  well as being much more adventurous than you appear, however, you do not go  around advertising these qualities.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;Your physical needs are your primary  concern. You tend to be selfish and not very emotional. You and your needs  matter most. Others and their feelings come second. Your choices aren't very  good and can only lead to trouble. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  B&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You give off vibes of lazy  sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to  receive gifts as an _expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be  pampered and you know how to pamper your mate.  &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;You are private in your _expression  of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until  everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and feelings.  You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to  experiment.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  C&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are a very social individual,  and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and  togetherness.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;You want the object of your affection  to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and  companion. You are very sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost  worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on  affection until you receive this.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Once you get it into your head  that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up  your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this  turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your  involvements, and sometimes possessive and jealous.  &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;You are very sharp and talented and  have a good sense of humor. When people bother to look deep in your eyes, they  cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual,  having a free and open attitude. You tend to get jealous of other people and can  lose your temper fast.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  E&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your greatest need is to talk. If  your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be  intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend  for a lover and a companion. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do  enjoy a good argument once in a while - it seems to stir things up. You flirt a  lot, for the challenge is important. But once you give your heart away, you are  uncompromisingly loyal.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  F&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are idealistic and romantic,  putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find.  You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and  privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You  are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favorite fantasy past time. You  can be a very generous lover.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  G&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are fastidious, seeking  perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your  intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are  sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it  meticulously. You can be extremely active, never tiring out. Your duties and  responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty  getting emotionally close to people.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  H&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You seek a mate who can enhance  your zest for life, fun, and everything you seek. You will be very generous to  your lover once you have attained a commitment. You are very affectionate and  very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the  commitment though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally  cautious in your involvement as you believe you must look out for  yourself.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;You are a very sensual and patient  lover. You are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs.  People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer  with a passion for life.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  I&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You have a great need to be loved  and appreciated. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and love. You look for lovers who  know what they are doing. You can be fussy and exacting, but you are willing to  experiment and try new modes of  _expression.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;You bore easily and thus require  adventure and change. Your commitments may not last very long. You are more  sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright  lustful.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  J&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are blessed with a great deal  of physical energy. When used for a good cause, there is nothing to stop you,  except that maybe your energies aren't always used for good (you could have  danced all night). You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of  the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart, you are  a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You can carry on  long-distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in  love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within  yourself.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  K&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are secretive, self-contained,  and shy. You are very sexy and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only  in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. You take your  love life very seriously and don't fool around. You have the patience to wait  for the right person to come along. You are very giving and generous and often  selfless. You are kind natured and sweet, which is attractive to many. You are a  good friend.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  L&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You can be very romantic, attached  to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of utmost importance to you. You are  free in your _expression of love and are willing to take chances on new  experiences, provided everything is in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must  feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise, you find it  difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining and  dining to know that you're being  appreciated.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  M&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are emotional and intense.  When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire energy into it. Nothing  stops you, and you are all-consuming. You crave someone who is equally  passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try  anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You enjoy  mothering your mate. You are very  imaginative.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  N&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You may appear innocent,  unassuming and shy, but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to  lovers, you are no novice. You can easily go to extremes, from insatiability to  boredom with the whole idea of love.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;You can be highly critical of your  mate, seeking perfection for both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can  meet all of your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing  close to lovers. You can be very selfish, thinking you are always right. Winning  is your prime desire. You often forget friends and family while living for the  moment.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  O&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are very interested in fun  activities, yet you can be secretive and shy about your desires. You can  re-channel much of your energy into making money and end up with extended  periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, wanting the same  qualities from your mate. Love is a serious business to you and you demand  intensity and diversity. Sometimes your passions can turn to possessiveness,  which must be kept in check.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are very conscious of social  proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or  reputation. Appearances count. You require a good-looking, intelligent partner.  Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy - a good fight may  stimulate those feelings. You are very social and sensual.  &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  Q&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You have tremendous physical  energy and require constant activity and stimulation. It is not easy for a  partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be  attracted to people because of their ethnic looks and backgrounds. You need lots  of romance, hearts, flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you  going.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  R&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are a no nonsense, action  oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your  intellectual equal. You appreciate a great mind more than a great body however,  physical attractiveness is very important to you. You may not outwardly show how  passionate you are, but love is very important to  you.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  S&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;For you, it is pleasure before  business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and you are capable of  much sensuality. Once you make a commitment, you stick like glue. You could get  jealous and possessive. You may tend to be selfish and you like being the center  of attention. You are very caring, sensitive, and at times, private. You love  romantic thoughts accompanied by soft lights and  music.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  T&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are sensitive and like a  partner who takes the lead. You tend to fantasize and may fall in and out of  love easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, and mushy. You are a  great flirt and, all in your head, you can make your relationship fit your  dreams. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;You like things your own way. You  don't like change and you like to hold on to things. You should listen to what  others say because even though you don't want to hear it, their advice may turn  out to save your love.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times  New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  U&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are enthusiastic and at your  happiest when in love. When not in love, you are looking for someone to adore.  You see romance as a challenge. You enjoy giving gifts and looking good. You are  willing to put other's feelings above your  own.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  V&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are individualistic and you  appreciate freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well  before committing yourself. You are attracted to eccentric types and you believe  that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear, and  suspense.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  W&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are very proud, determined,  and refuse to take no for an answer when it comes to love. Your ego is at stake  all the time. You are idealistic and often in love with the idea of love itself.  You feel deeply about love and tend to throw all of yourself into a  relationship. You like playing love games.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  X&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You tend to get bored easily and  want constant stimulation. You can handle more than one relationship at a time  with ease. You are very talented and have trouble shutting off your  thoughts.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your name begins with  Y&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are sensual and independent.  If you can't have it your way, you want to forget the whole thing. You want to  control your relationship which doesn't always work out well. You have a need to  prove yourself the best. You want feedback. If you can make money, you will give  up love for the moment.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: 14.4pt;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#7f007f;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;Your  name begins with Z&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 11pt;"&gt;You are very  romantic but somehow feel that to love means to suffer. You end up serving your  mate. You see yourself as your lover's savior. You attract people who have  unusual troubles.&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-114965811829108379?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/06/romantic-names.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Wise Guy)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-114905623442638395</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 06:09:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-30T23:29:22.690-07:00</atom:updated><title>MOLE...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7706/2460/1600/moles.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7706/2460/320/moles.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7706/2460/1600/moles.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;Hey....check it out man.....maybe you shouldn't remove....if you wanna add...use&lt;br /&gt;marker pen hehe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;First, check your face for any moles, and then look at the diagram above to&lt;br /&gt;identify the number(s) that are a closest match to the moles on your face.&lt;br /&gt;Usually, the moles only hold meaning for you if they are prominent and they are&lt;br /&gt;the only one. If your face if full of spots, acne or "little" moles, they do not&lt;br /&gt;count. When you've ascertained which position corresponds to the mole on your&lt;br /&gt;face, look up the meanings listed by numbers below.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;Position 1 to 3&lt;br /&gt;As a child, you are somewhat rebellious and a free spirit. You have an innate&lt;br /&gt;creativity and work best when you are given a free hand. Generally, your&lt;br /&gt;superiors like your avante garde approach to life. If you have a mole here, you&lt;br /&gt;are far better off in business and being your own boss rather than working for&lt;br /&gt;somebody. What is promising is that you have the luck to be your own boss.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 4&lt;br /&gt;You are an impulsive person, often acting with a flamboyance that gives you&lt;br /&gt;charisma and a sparkling personality, but you can be difficult when there are&lt;br /&gt;too many opinions. You tend to be rather argumentative, but never to the point&lt;br /&gt;of holding grudges. This mole tends to give you an explosive temper and should&lt;br /&gt;you decide to remove it, you will find yourself becoming calmer and more at&lt;br /&gt;peace with the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 5&lt;br /&gt;A mole above the eyebrow indicates that there is wealth luck in your life, but&lt;br /&gt;you will need to earn it and work harder than most people. All the income you&lt;br /&gt;make must be carefully kept as there are people who are jealous of you who might&lt;br /&gt;attempt to sweet talk you into parting with your wealth. Be wary of those who&lt;br /&gt;try to interest you in get-rich-quick schemes. If you have a mole here, it is&lt;br /&gt;advisable not to be too trusting of others. Follow your instincts and be&lt;br /&gt;cautious. And never allow other people to control your finances.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 6&lt;br /&gt;A mole here indicates intelligence, creativity and skill as an artist. Your&lt;br /&gt;artistic talent can bring you wealth, fame and success. It also indicates wealth&lt;br /&gt;luck, but this can only be fully realized if you follow your heart rather than&lt;br /&gt;stick to conventional means of making a living. Success will come if you are&lt;br /&gt;brave.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 7&lt;br /&gt;Moles under the eyebrows indicate arguments within the extended family that&lt;br /&gt;cause you grief and unhappiness. This will affect your work and livelihood. It&lt;br /&gt;is advisable to settle any differences you have with your relatives if you want&lt;br /&gt;peace of mind to move ahead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 8&lt;br /&gt;This is not a very good position for a mole. Your financial position will&lt;br /&gt;constantly be under strain because of a tendency to overspend. You also have a&lt;br /&gt;penchant for gambling. The only thing is you must know when to stop. Meanwhile,&lt;br /&gt;someone with a mole here has a tendency to flirt with members of the opposite&lt;br /&gt;sex as well as with the same sex. Better be a little discerning where you exert&lt;br /&gt;your charms, or you might get into trouble.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 9&lt;br /&gt;This mole position suggests sexual and other problems. It is an unfortunate mole&lt;br /&gt;and you are well advised to get rid of it. It brings a litany of woes and a&lt;br /&gt;parade of problems.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 10&lt;br /&gt;A mole here just under the nose indicates excellent descendants luck. You are&lt;br /&gt;surrounded by family at all times and will have many children and grandchildren.&lt;br /&gt;You have the support of those close to you and will be both materially and&lt;br /&gt;emotionally fulfilled.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 11&lt;br /&gt;Moles here suggest a tendency to succumb to illness. It is a good idea to have&lt;br /&gt;this mole removed especially if it is a large, dark-coloured mole. Otherwise use&lt;br /&gt;lots of foundation to cover it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 12&lt;br /&gt;A mole here foretells a successful but also a very balanced life. You are likely&lt;br /&gt;to be not just rich, but famous as well. But although you have every opportunity&lt;br /&gt;to live the high life, you will have a satisfying home and family life as well.&lt;br /&gt;Women with moles here are particularly lucky and tend to be beautiful and&lt;br /&gt;glamourous as well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 13&lt;br /&gt;Your children will be a big worry in your life. Your relationship with them is&lt;br /&gt;not good. There is nothing much you can do about this except to learn some&lt;br /&gt;tolerance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 14&lt;br /&gt;A mole here suggests a vulnerability to food which can be a big problem in your&lt;br /&gt;life. You may have allergies against certain foods or you may simply be eating&lt;br /&gt;too much.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 15&lt;br /&gt;You are a person always on the move and constantly renovating and redesigning&lt;br /&gt;your house. You like to be introduced to new things and see new places. You are&lt;br /&gt;not happy if you remain in one place for long. You enjoy travel and adventure,&lt;br /&gt;and have a very observant eye.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 16&lt;br /&gt;You need to be careful when it comes to eating, and also when it comes to your&lt;br /&gt;sex life. These are your two biggest problems. You tend to have weight issues&lt;br /&gt;which can make you depressed. You enjoy romance, sometimes with more than one&lt;br /&gt;person, but because you are a person with some morality, you will feel guilty&lt;br /&gt;about it and this will cause you much stress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 17&lt;br /&gt;You will be someone of great social prominence. You are active on the social&lt;br /&gt;scene and an excellent conversationalist. There is a tendency to become&lt;br /&gt;bigheaded about your success, which could lose you your good name. This will&lt;br /&gt;affect you deeply because you draw your confidence and self worth from what&lt;br /&gt;others think of you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 18&lt;br /&gt;You are a person always on the move. There is a great deal of overseas travel in&lt;br /&gt;your life, but you should take extra care each time you cross the great waters,&lt;br /&gt;as your mole prefers you to stay at home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 19&lt;br /&gt;You have money luck and many good friends, so this is a good mole to have. Your&lt;br /&gt;weakness is that you tend to succumb to the charms of the opposite sex. In your&lt;br /&gt;life, it is this that could get you into hot water, so do cool your ardour!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 20&lt;br /&gt;A mole here can be very lucky or very unlucky. If you have a mole here, you are&lt;br /&gt;destined either for extreme fame or infamy. You have great flair for creativity&lt;br /&gt;and are also highly intelligent, but your talents can be used for both good and&lt;br /&gt;bad. You are not a person to be trifled with for you are no pushover and do not&lt;br /&gt;forgive and forget easily. This mole is a mark of someone who will go down in&lt;br /&gt;history either as a great or as a tyrant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 21&lt;br /&gt;This is a good mole, as it suggests plenty to eat and drink throughout your life.&lt;br /&gt;This mole also brings fame and recognition.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 22&lt;br /&gt;Your life is always happy and things go smoothly for you. You could well become&lt;br /&gt;a sports superstar if you have the passion for it. Moles at the end of eyebrows&lt;br /&gt;also suggest a person of authority and power, so if you are the CEO of a company,&lt;br /&gt;you will do very well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 23&lt;br /&gt;You have a high IQ, and you are both brain smart and street smart. You have a&lt;br /&gt;highly-developed survival instinct and will lead a meaningful and long life. You&lt;br /&gt;will be active until a very old age and will have friends and family around you&lt;br /&gt;till the very end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 24&lt;br /&gt;You will achieve fame and fortune in your young age and you are advised to use&lt;br /&gt;this period to safeguard your old age, as people with moles here tend to have a&lt;br /&gt;harderlife as they get older.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Position 25&lt;br /&gt;You will enjoy good prosperity and recognition luck, but do be careful of&lt;br /&gt;excesses. Stay traditional in your attitudes and you will have a long and&lt;br /&gt;fruitful life. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-114905623442638395?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/05/mole_30.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vivian)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-114905518065147650</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2006 05:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-30T22:59:40.663-07:00</atom:updated><title>Men are  Hard PLS!!!</title><description>The problems with GUYS:&lt;br /&gt;      &lt;br /&gt;If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;&lt;br /&gt;If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;br /&gt;If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;&lt;br /&gt;If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.&lt;br /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;&lt;br /&gt;If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.&lt;br /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;&lt;br /&gt;If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.&lt;br /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;&lt;br /&gt;If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)&lt;br /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;&lt;br /&gt;If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;br /&gt;If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;&lt;br /&gt;If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;&lt;br /&gt;If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;&lt;br /&gt;If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;br /&gt;If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;&lt;br /&gt;If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;br /&gt;If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;&lt;br /&gt;If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;&lt;br /&gt;If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;br /&gt;SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......&lt;br /&gt;but if u don't they say u are selfish.....&lt;br /&gt;          &lt;br /&gt;Send this to guys out there anyway...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-114905518065147650?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/05/men-are-hard-pls.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vivian)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-114671768752394878</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 04:35:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-03T21:41:27.526-07:00</atom:updated><title>IMPORTANCE OF SLEEPING</title><description>A man can go two weeks without eating. But if he doesn't rest at all, &lt;br /&gt;          he   can   only survive for one week.  &lt;br /&gt;          Sleeping provides us the time to rest our   internal organs, eyes and &lt;br /&gt;          brains.  &lt;br /&gt;          Poor sleep quality can cause internal   damage to our internal organs &lt;br /&gt;          and brains.  &lt;br /&gt;          Therefore, sleeping is very  important to us. If you wish to have a &lt;br /&gt;          long life and stay healthy,   please   take note of the advice below.&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;br /&gt;          5 DON'TS when you are sleeping&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH&lt;br /&gt;          Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but &lt;br /&gt;          if   you   wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have &lt;br /&gt;          adverse effects on   your health.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA&lt;br /&gt;          Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more &lt;br /&gt;          than  12   hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to &lt;br /&gt;          bed without   it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE&lt;br /&gt;          Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not   &lt;br /&gt;          encouraged.&lt;br /&gt;          Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the  &lt;br /&gt;           phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical &lt;br /&gt;          items   including   mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic &lt;br /&gt;          waves when used. These   waves   can causedisruptions to our nervous &lt;br /&gt;          system. Therefore if you need to put   your   mobile phone near you, &lt;br /&gt;          switch it off first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP&lt;br /&gt;          People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run.&lt;br /&gt;          Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in  &lt;br /&gt;          breathing   and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much &lt;br /&gt;          longer time to go   into   deep sleep.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' HUSBAND&lt;br /&gt;          You may never wake up again :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-114671768752394878?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/05/importance-of-sleeping.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vivian)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-114671711413373016</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 04:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-05-03T21:31:54.146-07:00</atom:updated><title>HOW TO BE A COUPLE</title><description>10 steps to enjoying each other better... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 1. Be realistic about each other. &lt;br /&gt;Don't try to turn &lt;?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /&gt;ur partner into something he or she is not. Let's face it, guys-there's only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials ! or treat ments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u're gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Always talk things out. &lt;br /&gt;Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don't make assumptions about each other's feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u're angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it's the beginning of the end. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Do stuff together. &lt;br /&gt;Make an effort to do things together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If u're spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it's a warning sign that u're drifting apart!!! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Meet each other halfway. &lt;br /&gt;If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn't kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy. There's gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.Show ur love &lt;br /&gt;Buy her flowers or candy or perfume everynow and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It's wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine's Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can't wear ( like for decoration purposes =&gt; ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. Respect each other. &lt;br /&gt;Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other's feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times. &lt;br /&gt;7. Bury the past. &lt;br /&gt;Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don't bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would jus make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don't talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that u saying all this b'cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore.&lt; /P&gt; &lt;br /&gt;8. Sit on ur jealousy. &lt;br /&gt;All of us go thru' spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don't translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u're gonna go through ur partner's mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru' the relationship before finally killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it. &lt;br /&gt;9. Keep ur commitments to each other. &lt;br /&gt;If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u're in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don't disappoint them if u can help it. It's really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don't make promises u can't keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may jus lose him/her. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. Be honest. &lt;br /&gt;Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u're hurt, say so, and when u're angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can't be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with? æ Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probabl! y isn't worth it!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/22481594-114671711413373016?l=lovecouch.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://lovecouch.blogspot.com/2006/05/how-to-be-couple.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Vivian)</author></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22481594.post-114568907383979031</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2006 06:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2006-04-21T23:57:53.853-07:00</atom:updated><title>What Tree Did You Fall From?</title><description>What Tree Did You Fall From? &lt;br /&gt;Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat &lt;br /&gt;accurate Then send it to your friends, including the one that sent it to &lt;br /&gt;you, so they can find out what tree you fell from, but don't forget to &lt;br /&gt;change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you &lt;br /&gt;are like... &lt;br /&gt;Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree &lt;br /&gt;Feb 04 to Feb08 - Poplar Tree &lt;br /&gt;Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree &lt;br /&gt;Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree &lt;br /&gt;Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree &lt;br /&gt;Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree &lt;br /&gt;Mar 21 (only) - Oak Tree &lt;br /&gt;Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree &lt;br /&gt;Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree &lt;br /&gt;Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree &lt;br /&gt;Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree &lt;br /&gt;May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree &lt;br /&gt;May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree &lt;br /&gt;May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jun 24 (only) - Birch Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree &lt;br /&gt;Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree &lt;br /&gt;ug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree &lt;br /&gt;Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree &lt;br /&gt;Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree &lt;br /&gt;Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow &lt;br /&gt;Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree &lt;br /&gt;Sep 23 (only) - Olive Tree &lt;br /&gt;Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree &lt;br /&gt;Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree &lt;br /&gt;Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree &lt;br /&gt;Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree &lt;br /&gt;Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree &lt;br /&gt;Nov 22 to Dec 01 - Ash Tree &lt;br /&gt;Dec 02 to Dec 11 - Hornbeam Tree &lt;br /&gt;Dec 12 to Dec 21 - Fig Tree &lt;br /&gt;Dec 22 (only) - Beech Tree &lt;br /&gt;Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TREES(in alphabetical order) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apple Tree (Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and &lt;br /&gt;attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, &lt;br /&gt;loyal in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very &lt;br /&gt;generous, many talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ash Tree (Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, &lt;br /&gt;demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, &lt;br /&gt;likes to play with fate, can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, &lt;br /&gt;sometimes money rules over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much &lt;br /&gt;emotional support. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Beech Tree (Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about its looks, &lt;br /&gt;materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good &lt;br /&gt;leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, &lt;br /&gt;keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Birch Tree (Inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, &lt;br /&gt;unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, &lt;br /&gt;loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, &lt;br /&gt;little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cedar Tree (Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to adapt, Likes &lt;br /&gt;unexpected presents, of good health, not in the least shy, tends To look &lt;br /&gt;down on others, self-confident, a great speaker, determined, Often &lt;br /&gt;impatient, likes to impress others, has many talents, industrious, healthy &lt;br /&gt;optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Chestnut Tree (Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive, well-developed &lt;br /&gt;sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be &lt;br /&gt;irritated easily, sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts &lt;br /&gt;superior, feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very &lt;br /&gt;loyal in love, physically fit. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life &lt;br /&gt;has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, &lt;br /&gt;optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, &lt;br /&gt;hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, &lt;br /&gt;quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain &lt;br /&gt;knowledge, needs to be needed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Elm Tree (Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest &lt;br /&gt;demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to &lt;br /&gt;obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, &lt;br /&gt;noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, &lt;br /&gt;loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hard worker when wants &lt;br /&gt;to be, loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, sexually &lt;br /&gt;oriented, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great intelligence. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fir tree (Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles stress well, loves &lt;br /&gt;anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to care for those close to them, hard to &lt;br /&gt;trust others, yet a social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long &lt;br /&gt;demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish, many friends, &lt;br /&gt;very reliable. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hazelnut Tree (Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding &lt;br /&gt;but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, &lt;br /&gt;active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, &lt;br /&gt;sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment &lt;br /&gt;and expects complete fairness. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hornbeam Tree (Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for its looks and &lt;br /&gt;condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as &lt;br /&gt;possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and &lt;br /&gt;acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom &lt;br /&gt;happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its &lt;br /&gt;decisions, very conscientious. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lime Tree (Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out, &lt;br /&gt;but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates &lt;br /&gt;fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is &lt;br /&gt;actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family &lt;br /&gt;and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, great &lt;br /&gt;leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination &lt;br /&gt;and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers &lt;br /&gt;for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, &lt;br /&gt;learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oak Tree (Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, &lt;br /&gt;independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, &lt;br /&gt;person of action. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Olive Tree (Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, &lt;br /&gt;balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, &lt;br /&gt;well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, &lt;br /&gt;loves to read and the company of sophisticated people. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pine Tree (Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion &lt;br /&gt;conscious, great compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but &lt;br /&gt;will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs &lt;br /&gt;affection and reassurance. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Poplar Tree (Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative, talented, not very &lt;br /&gt;self-confident, extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and &lt;br /&gt;pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great &lt;br /&gt;artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable &lt;br /&gt;in any situation, takes partnership seriously. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rowan Tree (Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, &lt;br /&gt;likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, &lt;br /&gt;is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, &lt;br /&gt;emotional, good company, does not forgive. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Walnut Tree (Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often &lt;br /&gt;egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions,&gt; &lt;br /&gt;spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon &lt;br /&gt;partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very &lt;br /&gt;jealous and passionate, no compromise. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, &lt;br /&gt;full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything &lt;br /&gt;beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, &lt;br /&gt;capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when &lt;br /&gt;pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they &lt;br /&gt;find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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