B4 n After Marriage

Before marriage..
Darling here..darling there..
After marriage..
Baling here..baling there..

Before marriage..
I die for u...
After marriage..
"U die, up to u. "
Lagi lama married..
U die I help u!

Before marriage..
U go anywhere.. I follow u..
After marriage...
U go anywhere..up to u..
Lagi lama married...
U go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding..
u are my heart, u are my love"
After wedding..
"you get on my nerves."

Before wedding..
"u are sweet and kind just like
Cinderella"
After wedding..
"u are worse than Godzila"

Before wedding..
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or
not, I'm stuck with u..
After wedding..
Roses are dead, I am blue. U get on
my head, I will sue u!

Before wedding..
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding..
U want to go, he says u wait-la..

Before wedding..
She looks like Anita Sarawak..
After wedding..
Dont know whether katak or biawak!


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The 12 Signs of Falling In Love

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time