Men are like ............Laxatives ...... They irritate the s*** out of you.
Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, &can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ........ Department Stores ........ Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ........ Government Bonds ........ They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ....... Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Monday, March 13, 2006
Which month you had born?
JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted
Ambitious and serious.
Loves to teach and be taught.
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses.
Likes to criticize.
Hardworking and productive.
Smart, neat and organized.
Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
Knows how to make others happy.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Rather reserved.
Highly attentive.
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love.
Loves children.
Loyal.
Has great social abilities yet easily jealous.
Very Stubborn and money cautious.
Always her self.
Sexy/ hot/ cute/ everything.
______________________________________ _________
FEBRUARY :
Abstract thoughts.
Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality.
Attractive.
Temperamental.
Quiet, shy and humble.
Honest and loyal.
Determined to reach goals.
Loves freedom.
Rebellious when restricted.
Loves aggressiveness.
Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislike unnecessary things.
Loves making friends but rarely shows it.
Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious.
Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure.
Romantic on the inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift.
Tries to learn to show emotions.
_________________________________
MARCH:
Attractive personality.
Sexy.
Affectionate.
Shy and reserved.
Secretive.
Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others.
Loves to serve others.
Easily angered.
Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness.
Observant and assesses others.
Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize.
Loves traveling.
Loves attention.
Hasty decisions in choosing partners.
Loves home decors.
Musically talented.
Loves special things.
Moody.
_________________________________
APRIL:
Active and dynamic.
Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality.
Loves attention.
Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless.
Adventurous.
Loving and caring.
Suave and generous.
Emotional.
Aggressive.
Hasty.
Good memory.
Moving
Motivates oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest.
Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
_________________________________
MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Strong-willed and highly motivated.
Sharp thoughts.
Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention.
Deep feelings.
Sexy.
Beautiful physically and mentally.
Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation.
Easily consoled.
Systematic (left brain).
Loves to dream.
Strong clairvoyance.
Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
Good imagination.
Good physical.
Weak breathing.
Loves literature and the arts.
Loves traveling.
Dislike being at home.
Restless.
Having more than one child.
Hardworking.
High spirited.
Spendthrift.
_________________________________
JUNE:
Thinks far with vision.
Easily influenced by kindness.
Polite and soft-spoken.
Having lots of ideas.
Sensitive.
Active mind.
Hesitating, tends to delay.
Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental.
Funny and humorous.
Loves to joke.
Good debating skills.
Talkative.
Daydreamer.
Friendly.
Knows how to make friends.
Abiding.
Able to show character.
Easily hurt.
Prone to getting colds.
Loves to dress up.
Easily bored.
Fussy.
Seldom shows emotions.
Takes time to recover when hurt.
Brand conscious.
Executive.
Stubborn.
_________________________________
JULY:
Fun to be with.
Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself.
Has reputation.
Easily consoled.
Honest.
Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful.
Friendly.
Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Short Tempered.
Moody and easily hurt.
Witty and sparkly.
Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and loving.
Treats others equally.
Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations.
Hardworking.
No difficulties in studying.
Loves to be alone.
Always broods about the past and the old friends.
Likes to be quiet.
Home Body.
Waits for friends.
Never looks for friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked.
Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
_________________________________
AUGUST:
Loves to joke.
Attractive.
Suave and caring.
Brave and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities.
Knows how to console others.
Too generous but egotistic.
Takes high pride of oneself.
Thirsty for praises.
Extraordinary spirit.
Easily angered.
Angry when provoked.
Easily jealous.
Observant.
Careful and cautious.
Thinks quickly.
Independent thoughts.
Loves to lead .
Loves to dream.
Talented in the arts, music and defense.
Sensitive but not petty.
Poor resistance against illnesses.
Learns to relax.
Hasty and trusty.
Romantic.
Loving and caring.
Loves to make friends .
_________________________________
SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising.
Careful, cautious and organized.
Likes to point out people's mistakes.
Likes to criticize.
Stubborn.
Quiet but able to talk well.
Calm and cool.
Kind and sympathetic.
Concerned and detailed.
Loyal but not always honest.
Does work well.
Very confident.
Sensitive.
Thinking generous.
Good memory.
Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves to look for information.
Must control oneself when criticizing.
Able to motivate oneself.
Understanding.
Fun to be around.
Secretive.
Loves sports, leisure and traveling.
Hardly shows emotions.
Tends to bottle up feelings.
Very choosy, especially in relationships.
Systematic.
_________________________________
OCTOBER:
Loves to chat.
Loves those who loves them.
Loves to takes things at the center.
Inner and physical beauty.
Loyal and true in Love.
Gets angry often.
Treats friends importantly.
Always making friends.
Easily hurt but recovers easily.
Daydreamer.
Opinionated.
Does not care of what others think.
Emotional.
Decisive.
Strong clairvoyance.
Loves to travel, the arts and literature.
Touchy and easily jealous.
Concerned.
Loves outdoors.
Just and fair.
Spendthrift.
Easily influenced.
Easily loses confidence.
Loves children.
_________________________________
NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas.
Difficult to fathom.
Thinks forward.
Unique and brilliant.
Extraordinary ideas.
Sharp thinking.
Fine and strong clairvoyance.
Can become good doctors.
Dynamic in personality.
Secretive.
Inquisitive.
Knows how to dig secrets.
Always thinking.
Less talkative but amiable.
Brave and generous.
Patient.
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
If there is a will, there is a way.
Determined.
Never give up.
Hardly becomes angry unless provoked.
Loves to be alone.
Thinks differently from others.
Sharp-minded.
Motivates oneself.
Does not appreciates praises.
High-spirited.
Well-built and tough.
Deep love and emotions.
Romantic.
Uncertain in relationships.
Hardworking.
High abilities.
Trustworthy.
Honest and keeps secrets.
Not able to control emotions.
Unpredictable
_________________________ ________
DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous.
Sexy.
Patriotic.
Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty.
Ambitious.
Influential in organizations.
Fun to be with.
Loves to socialize.
Loves to Party.
Loves praises.
Loves attention.
Loves to be loved.
Honest and trustworthy.
Not pretending.
Short tempered.
Changing personality.
Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself.
Hates restrictions.
Loves to joke.
Good sense of humor.
(>''<)
(';' ) Be HaPPY!!!
(@)(@)
Stubborn and hard-hearted
Ambitious and serious.
Loves to teach and be taught.
Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses.
Likes to criticize.
Hardworking and productive.
Smart, neat and organized.
Sensitive and has deep thoughts.
Knows how to make others happy.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Rather reserved.
Highly attentive.
Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.
Romantic but has difficulties expressing love.
Loves children.
Loyal.
Has great social abilities yet easily jealous.
Very Stubborn and money cautious.
Always her self.
Sexy/ hot/ cute/ everything.
______________________________________ _________
FEBRUARY :
Abstract thoughts.
Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality.
Attractive.
Temperamental.
Quiet, shy and humble.
Honest and loyal.
Determined to reach goals.
Loves freedom.
Rebellious when restricted.
Loves aggressiveness.
Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislike unnecessary things.
Loves making friends but rarely shows it.
Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious.
Realizing dreams and hopes.
Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure.
Romantic on the inside not outside.
Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift.
Tries to learn to show emotions.
_________________________________
MARCH:
Attractive personality.
Sexy.
Affectionate.
Shy and reserved.
Secretive.
Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.
Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others.
Loves to serve others.
Easily angered.
Trustworthy.
Appreciative and returns kindness.
Observant and assesses others.
Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize.
Loves traveling.
Loves attention.
Hasty decisions in choosing partners.
Loves home decors.
Musically talented.
Loves special things.
Moody.
_________________________________
APRIL:
Active and dynamic.
Decisive and haste but tends to regret.
Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality.
Loves attention.
Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless.
Adventurous.
Loving and caring.
Suave and generous.
Emotional.
Aggressive.
Hasty.
Good memory.
Moving
Motivates oneself and others.
Sickness usually of the head and chest.
Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
_________________________________
MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Strong-willed and highly motivated.
Sharp thoughts.
Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention.
Deep feelings.
Sexy.
Beautiful physically and mentally.
Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation.
Easily consoled.
Systematic (left brain).
Loves to dream.
Strong clairvoyance.
Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck.
Good imagination.
Good physical.
Weak breathing.
Loves literature and the arts.
Loves traveling.
Dislike being at home.
Restless.
Having more than one child.
Hardworking.
High spirited.
Spendthrift.
_________________________________
JUNE:
Thinks far with vision.
Easily influenced by kindness.
Polite and soft-spoken.
Having lots of ideas.
Sensitive.
Active mind.
Hesitating, tends to delay.
Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental.
Funny and humorous.
Loves to joke.
Good debating skills.
Talkative.
Daydreamer.
Friendly.
Knows how to make friends.
Abiding.
Able to show character.
Easily hurt.
Prone to getting colds.
Loves to dress up.
Easily bored.
Fussy.
Seldom shows emotions.
Takes time to recover when hurt.
Brand conscious.
Executive.
Stubborn.
_________________________________
JULY:
Fun to be with.
Secretive.
Difficult to fathom and to be understood.
Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself.
Has reputation.
Easily consoled.
Honest.
Concerned about people's feelings.
Tactful.
Friendly.
Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Short Tempered.
Moody and easily hurt.
Witty and sparkly.
Not revengeful.
Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally.
Sensitive and forms impressions carefully.
Caring and loving.
Treats others equally.
Strong sense of sympathy.
Wary and sharp.
Judges people through observations.
Hardworking.
No difficulties in studying.
Loves to be alone.
Always broods about the past and the old friends.
Likes to be quiet.
Home Body.
Waits for friends.
Never looks for friends.
Not aggressive unless provoked.
Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.
Loves to be loved.
Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
_________________________________
AUGUST:
Loves to joke.
Attractive.
Suave and caring.
Brave and fearless.
Firm and has leadership qualities.
Knows how to console others.
Too generous but egotistic.
Takes high pride of oneself.
Thirsty for praises.
Extraordinary spirit.
Easily angered.
Angry when provoked.
Easily jealous.
Observant.
Careful and cautious.
Thinks quickly.
Independent thoughts.
Loves to lead .
Loves to dream.
Talented in the arts, music and defense.
Sensitive but not petty.
Poor resistance against illnesses.
Learns to relax.
Hasty and trusty.
Romantic.
Loving and caring.
Loves to make friends .
_________________________________
SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising.
Careful, cautious and organized.
Likes to point out people's mistakes.
Likes to criticize.
Stubborn.
Quiet but able to talk well.
Calm and cool.
Kind and sympathetic.
Concerned and detailed.
Loyal but not always honest.
Does work well.
Very confident.
Sensitive.
Thinking generous.
Good memory.
Clever and knowledgeable.
Loves to look for information.
Must control oneself when criticizing.
Able to motivate oneself.
Understanding.
Fun to be around.
Secretive.
Loves sports, leisure and traveling.
Hardly shows emotions.
Tends to bottle up feelings.
Very choosy, especially in relationships.
Systematic.
_________________________________
OCTOBER:
Loves to chat.
Loves those who loves them.
Loves to takes things at the center.
Inner and physical beauty.
Loyal and true in Love.
Gets angry often.
Treats friends importantly.
Always making friends.
Easily hurt but recovers easily.
Daydreamer.
Opinionated.
Does not care of what others think.
Emotional.
Decisive.
Strong clairvoyance.
Loves to travel, the arts and literature.
Touchy and easily jealous.
Concerned.
Loves outdoors.
Just and fair.
Spendthrift.
Easily influenced.
Easily loses confidence.
Loves children.
_________________________________
NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas.
Difficult to fathom.
Thinks forward.
Unique and brilliant.
Extraordinary ideas.
Sharp thinking.
Fine and strong clairvoyance.
Can become good doctors.
Dynamic in personality.
Secretive.
Inquisitive.
Knows how to dig secrets.
Always thinking.
Less talkative but amiable.
Brave and generous.
Patient.
Stubborn and hard-hearted.
If there is a will, there is a way.
Determined.
Never give up.
Hardly becomes angry unless provoked.
Loves to be alone.
Thinks differently from others.
Sharp-minded.
Motivates oneself.
Does not appreciates praises.
High-spirited.
Well-built and tough.
Deep love and emotions.
Romantic.
Uncertain in relationships.
Hardworking.
High abilities.
Trustworthy.
Honest and keeps secrets.
Not able to control emotions.
Unpredictable
_________________________ ________
DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous.
Sexy.
Patriotic.
Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty.
Ambitious.
Influential in organizations.
Fun to be with.
Loves to socialize.
Loves to Party.
Loves praises.
Loves attention.
Loves to be loved.
Honest and trustworthy.
Not pretending.
Short tempered.
Changing personality.
Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself.
Hates restrictions.
Loves to joke.
Good sense of humor.
(>''<)
(';' ) Be HaPPY!!!
(@)(@)
Friday, March 10, 2006
who more ^_^
"WHO MORE"
* * *
TEACHER: WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SARAH : YESTERDAY YOU SAID IT'S “ H TO O ”!
* * *
TEACHER: GEORGE, GO TO THE MAP AND FIND NORTH AMERICA.
GEORGE : HERE IT IS!
TEACHER: CORRECT. NOW, CLASS, WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA?
CLASS : GEORGE!
* * *
TEACHER: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO KEEPS ON TALKING WHEN PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED?
PUPIL : A TEACHER.
* * *
THE CHILD COMES HOME FROM HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL.
MOTHER: "WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?"
KID : "NOT ENOUGH. I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW."
* * *
TEACHER: "JOHNNY, WHAT IS THE OUTSIDE OF A TREE CALLED?"
JOHNNY : "I DON’T KNOW."
TEACHER: "BARK, JOHNNY, BARK."
JOHNNY : "BOW, WOW, WOW!"
* * *
THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM WAS "LOG(1+X)". A STUDENT COPIED THE ANSWER FROM THE STUDENT NEXT TO HIM, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT HE WAS CHEATING, SO HE CHANGED THE ANSWER SLIGHTLY, TO "TIMBER(1+X)".
* * *
* * *
TEACHER: WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SARAH : YESTERDAY YOU SAID IT'S “ H TO O ”!
* * *
TEACHER: GEORGE, GO TO THE MAP AND FIND NORTH AMERICA.
GEORGE : HERE IT IS!
TEACHER: CORRECT. NOW, CLASS, WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA?
CLASS : GEORGE!
* * *
TEACHER: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO KEEPS ON TALKING WHEN PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED?
PUPIL : A TEACHER.
* * *
THE CHILD COMES HOME FROM HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL.
MOTHER: "WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?"
KID : "NOT ENOUGH. I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW."
* * *
TEACHER: "JOHNNY, WHAT IS THE OUTSIDE OF A TREE CALLED?"
JOHNNY : "I DON’T KNOW."
TEACHER: "BARK, JOHNNY, BARK."
JOHNNY : "BOW, WOW, WOW!"
* * *
THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM WAS "LOG(1+X)". A STUDENT COPIED THE ANSWER FROM THE STUDENT NEXT TO HIM, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT HE WAS CHEATING, SO HE CHANGED THE ANSWER SLIGHTLY, TO "TIMBER(1+X)".
* * *
Thursday, March 09, 2006
funny poem.....
Funny Poem
>""<)"*<)
(,'o')'o')
(,)(")")") HiHi
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too
Ifrain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
When your life is in the darkness,
pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
>""<)"*<)
(,'o')'o')
(,)(")")") HiHi
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too
Ifrain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then
I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.
When your life is in the darkness,
pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
27 Ways to Make a Girl Smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
12 . Play with her hair.
13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.
17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
18. Carve your names into a tree.
19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
20 . Give her piggyback rides.
21 . Bring her flowers
22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
26 . Kiss her in the rain.
27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
12 . Play with her hair.
13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.
17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
18. Carve your names into a tree.
19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
20 . Give her piggyback rides.
21 . Bring her flowers
22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
26 . Kiss her in the rain.
27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
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