"WHO MORE"
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TEACHER: WHAT IS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR WATER?
SARAH : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SARAH : YESTERDAY YOU SAID IT'S “ H TO O ”!
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TEACHER: GEORGE, GO TO THE MAP AND FIND NORTH AMERICA.
GEORGE : HERE IT IS!
TEACHER: CORRECT. NOW, CLASS, WHO DISCOVERED AMERICA?
CLASS : GEORGE!
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TEACHER: WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WHO KEEPS ON TALKING WHEN PEOPLE ARE NO LONGER INTERESTED?
PUPIL : A TEACHER.
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THE CHILD COMES HOME FROM HIS FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL.
MOTHER: "WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?"
KID : "NOT ENOUGH. I HAVE TO GO BACK TOMORROW."
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TEACHER: "JOHNNY, WHAT IS THE OUTSIDE OF A TREE CALLED?"
JOHNNY : "I DON’T KNOW."
TEACHER: "BARK, JOHNNY, BARK."
JOHNNY : "BOW, WOW, WOW!"
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THE ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM WAS "LOG(1+X)". A STUDENT COPIED THE ANSWER FROM THE STUDENT NEXT TO HIM, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS THAT HE WAS CHEATING, SO HE CHANGED THE ANSWER SLIGHTLY, TO "TIMBER(1+X)".
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