Men are like ............Laxatives ...... They irritate the s*** out of you.
Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, &can keep you up all night long.
Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ........ Department Stores ........ Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ........ Government Bonds ........ They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ....... Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ........ Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Thursday, March 09, 2006
27 Ways to Make a Girl Smile
1. Tell her she is beautiful (not hot, fine, or sexy)
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
12 . Play with her hair.
13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.
17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
18. Carve your names into a tree.
19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
20 . Give her piggyback rides.
21 . Bring her flowers
22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
26 . Kiss her in the rain.
27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her every second of the day.
6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
8 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
9 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
10 . Write her notes. (she loves them)
11 . Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
12 . Play with her hair.
13 . Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
14 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
15 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
16 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night . . . just because you missed her.
17 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
18. Carve your names into a tree.
19 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
20 . Give her piggyback rides.
21 . Bring her flowers
22 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
23 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
24 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
26 . Kiss her in the rain.
27 . If your in love with her . . . tell her.
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